Ed Axelsen

Space - the final frontier...

[Ed Axelsen @eaxelsen]

@archer_rs

[A Crime a Day @CrimeADay]

16 USC §§703, 707 & 50 CFR §20.91(a) make it a federal crime to offer to buy swan feathers so you can make a woman's hat with them.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Germans know....

[Ed Axelsen @eaxelsen]

@ThatEricAlper +1 for Airplane, Holy Grail, Young Frankenstein, but in the Hunt for Red October Sean Connolly in the Scottish/Russian accent: Give me a ping, Vasilli. One ping only.

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@kboord @LauraLChan Speaking of food, rumor has it that meals will be employee paid. Perhaps resurrect the study we did in 2014. Forgot the code name. @swingingsilver ? 😉

[Ed Axelsen @eaxelsen]

@_hawko @jenchristiehr @DalanaBrand @2c2 Tracy, hiring you was the obvious choice then and that has been borne out many times over since. I hope you get some much needed rest. What you’ve learned can never be taken away and I’m sure you will put it to good use. I am very excited to see where your next chapter takes you.

[Ed Axelsen @eaxelsen]

Conceptually, that would go great with my Fiercilities hoody, which I still use on a regular basis. #Logowear

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

To all the Americans. 26 years ago, a gunman entered a school in Scotland, killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK govt responded by enacting tight gun control legislation. In the 9400+ days since, there have been a total of 0 school shootings in the UK. #Uvalde

[Ed Axelsen @eaxelsen]

@kboord You haven't lived(?) until you've gone from CDG to ORY in rush hour, without a phone, and only 3rd grade French. (This reply now reminds me of this Monty Python sketch: https://t.co/bijqiKOkyb)

[Ed Axelsen @eaxelsen]

@shinypb Add lots of weight to the desk. But not so much that it collapses.

[Ed Axelsen @eaxelsen]

Welcome to #SantanaRow!

[Lien @lientm]

today we officially opened #TwitterSJ! i can’t wait to meet everyone who will be working out of the office and start building our SJ tweep community!!! here’s pic of us doing ribbon cutting!

[Ed Axelsen @eaxelsen]

@_hawko @TwitterREW I think you missed the elevators at 795 Folsom Street.

[Ed Axelsen @eaxelsen]

I always feel like somebody’s watching me…

[Ed Axelsen @eaxelsen]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Tobi @mocutobi]

LA-pro tip: NEVER fly into Burbank Airport. It’s super congested and the traffic is really bad, and the airport is confusing and inconvenient. Instead, fly into LAX, which is way better. Tell this to everyone you know

[Ed Axelsen @eaxelsen]

@schumandammit CEO-meeting chic?

[Ed Axelsen @eaxelsen]

@FizzleSpark 😅

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

YOU CAN’T EAT A WHOLE CAPYBARA

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

Guest Host @SarahKSilverman talks about something that’s very important to her…

[Ed Axelsen @eaxelsen]

Hi Igloo; where can I find replacement caps for your 6 Gallon Water Container https://t.co/PuSdoyWdIv via @iglooproducts?lang=en

[Ed Axelsen @eaxelsen]

@CrimeADay ???

[Jenée @jdesmondharris]

My 18-year-old cousin is a manager at Claire’s for her summer job. She is now piercing ears, having been briefly trained on … wait for it … a styrofoam cup😰

This feels illegal.

[Kim-Mai Cutler @kimmaicutler]

… and two years later, this lawsuit has been settled, Hillsborough has to pay Florence Fang $125,000 and she gets to keep her dinosaurs and her Yabba Dabba Doo sign. https://t.co/sNpfaibCtC