はるか/♪

[はるか/♪ @eazy_eman]

ピーマン洗って、切って、鍋にごま油入れて熱して煙が出たタイミングで、インド人上司からの連絡…はい、喜んで！と火を消してPCに向かう社畜

[Costa Oil™ - 10 Minute Oil Change @CostaOilCo]

FREE Costa Oil air fresheners to anyone who fills out this form and follows @costaoilco & @carsonreedware.

We will also select one entrant to give away our Costa Oil race jacket.

MUST BE FOLLOWING @COSTAOILCO AND @CARSONREEDWARE TO BE ELIGIBLE TO WIN JACKET - MUST RT POST

[はるか/♪ @eazy_eman]

@Araninha901 @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE Yoooooo I've got the Motorhead rip. Been tryna remember who tf was sellin these at CooperYoung Fest back like 7yrs ago. If you remember who the hell it was I'll send you a high five in the mail

[はるか/♪ @eazy_eman]

@TommyGTweets Yooooo Tommy, sent you a couple emails, homeboy. I know your inbox prolly flooded and your team super busy, but i promise you it's worth yalls time. drop me a line and I'll lyk my email and the subject so you can filter it.

[はるか/♪ @eazy_eman]

@TommyWrightIII when you performin in Memphis and/or Atlanta next?? If you say Memphis in Sept, I'm FOR SURE coming back for Cooper-Young/York Fest + your set

[はるか/♪ @eazy_eman]

Kel Mitchell still follows me, and Danny DeVito still has me blocked. Only still have a Twatter bc Kel still follows me.

[はるか/♪ @eazy_eman]

@clifcauley @GeorgiaFootball @jeffdantzlertv @djohnstonuga

[はるか/♪ @eazy_eman]

Only still a Twit because Kel Mitchell follows me, and Dusty Danger Johnson is a Tweeter genius

[Barney Reynolds @barneyjreynolds]

Movie quotes improved by making them about dogs:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a dog." (Gone with the Wind)
"Some dogs aren't meant to be caged. There feathers are just to bright." (Shawshank)
"We was like dogs and carrots." (Forestt Gump)
#NationalDogDay

[Barney Reynolds @barneyjreynolds]

Native American Indian proverb:

“It’s the new year so time to hit the casino and get rich baby!!!”

driving to Cherokee’s now!

[Barney Reynolds @barneyjreynolds]

Identity theft is no joke, so cover your tracks!
Took me forever to get straightened out after I got busted using other peoples cards online.

[はるか/♪ @eazy_eman]

@growupbru Hahahaha

[はるか/♪ @eazy_eman]

@growupbru Pro tip: make trade offers + tip. 4 of my tattoos were full price.

[はるか/♪ @eazy_eman]

https://t.co/xHH8OSVjo9

[はるか/♪ @eazy_eman]

I only still have this account because Kel Mitchell follows me.

[はるか/♪ @eazy_eman]

@growupbru Same

[はるか/♪ @eazy_eman]

Father's Day. If you've got a good dad/step dad/father figure then show your appreciation, even if you've got to work. Not everyone has been as blessed as that.

[はるか/♪ @eazy_eman]

Free the stomach