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l’appel du vide / fare la bella figura ✨⚠️ Atmospheric Chemist & Engineer 🏞 PhD in Environmental Chemistry from UC Davis 🍑🐄🐝

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

Eternità e Morte insieme mi minacciano:
Nessuna delle due conosco,
Nessuna delle due conoscerò.

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

I’m gonna stop supporting “friends” who don’t support me. I see your comments on others posts but not mine. I comment on yours. I’m done playing nice.

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

I am dangerous when armed with google reverse image search

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

Truly nothing more satisfying than watching a dude who used to curve you desperately date middle aged women with kids, being chronically single and leaving thirsty comments on women’s pages online. Who’s hot shit now? LOL

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

Bro is flakier than Goldmember from Austin Powers

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

Every so often I like to remind my mom that moving to Lake Forest was the worst decision of her life and destroyed my childhood

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

I am a dopamine addicted rat 🐀🥲

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

I am SpongeBob crashout core

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

Praying for the downfall of humanity so I don’t have to work 40 hours 5 days a week seems crazy but I think it may work

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

@elonmusk I dare you

[butchy mc BitchTits @fldxprmnt]

my life is but a series of Smoking Weed and Obtaining Treats

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

@fldxprmnt Bb can you get to me I’ll take care of you & you can stare at the spiders all day ??? 😞💕

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

🔫🔫🔫🔫

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

Let’s try to keep the carousel photo ig posts down to like 15 photos minimum because I hardly even have the attention span to go through all 10 🥲

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

I legitimately cannot believe how many people do not see this as a fucking clown show. These two idiots were arguing about who would win a fucking golf match. And somehow women are too emotional to be presidents???? These men have egos more fragile than a baby bird

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

...I can't believe that just happened.

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

This is, with the exception of Moonstone my Pinktoe, who sneaks out to see what’s going on every time she hears me talking bc she’s a hungry monster

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

My favorite thing about tarantulas is that I can baby talk them and they legitimately may as well be dead they do not move a single hair. Not even sure if they are aware I exist but I love them & that’s all that matters

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

My favorite thing about tarantulas is that I can baby talk them and they legitimately may as well be dead they do not move a single hair. Not even sure if they are aware I exist but I love them & that’s all that matters

[VisionaryVoid @VisionaryVoid]

Salvador Dalí on a goat carriage, 1953.

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

Baby update: my largest is almost 1 cm! Almost a month old. So beautiful! #latrodectus #hesperus

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

If you’re ever shopping for me I wear a size 993 Porsche 911 turbo in silver 🥹

[💧👩🏻‍🔬🌦️ @eazy_esp]

Sometimes I like to think about the version of the universe where Virgil didn’t die 3 years ago and his influence was still living on. God I miss that man.