eazyrooster

no one to be trifled with. hoping to become a Bham pizza influencer.

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Updated Bham burger ranking:

1. Chez Fonfon
2. Helen (in photo)
3. Blueprint
4. Whiskey Foxtrot (specifically the cowgirl)
5. Porch

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@MeghanMcCain The new ballroom is stupid. Like you.

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The craziest thing I’ve heard during the coverage of this shooting is how Oz Perlman pronounces his first name.

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@yardsaleartist @OHMSPod I wasn’t hating. I was saying mine was a copy for the mod chipped ps1

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@kat_maryb I’ve never had leftover bacon

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@yardsaleartist Early Jack Black! Time not wasted imo. I’ve probably seen it a dozen times. Was on TBS/TNT a lot in late 90s early 2000s

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Conservatives love traitors

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Now that we’re putting Christopher Columbus statues back up, it’s time to resurrect the Robert E Lee monuments too. He was a great man, a leader of men, and a brilliant military tactician.

My new special on the real history of the Civil War just debuted on Daily Wire:

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You hate to see bad calls go against Virginia in the tournament 😈

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@yardsaleartist Ah yes, the elusive ghostbuster joes

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Recently heard the United States Military’s strategy for the Iran war described as “Leroy Jenkins’ing a war” and it’s pretty terrifying when our military can be accurately described by a World of Warcraft meme

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Started an illegal war, killed a school of children. Killed a boat full of non-combatants. Caused what the Wall Street Journal says is the worst energy crisis in 50 years... This does not seem like the “winning so much we can barely handle it” that I was promised.

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@YouTubeTV since you’re now forcing ads on DVR’d content I assume you’ll be lowering our bill, right? Because $85/month is what we pay to not watch ads. If I have to watch ads i may as well just get the far cheaper ad-supported streaming plans for all the networks and save money

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@crime_alley @marytylerpoor PB&J is better to me now than it was when I was a kid tbqh

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So what we learned is if you’re a GOP incumbent that broke from Trump you will lose your primary, then immediately be double digits behind the Democrat for the general.

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@marctorrence What was your etc?

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Uh, he just called that enlisted Air Force dude a Petty Officer…

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We must vilify the evils of the flesh, for tho you may get hard, you will surely feel no release unless a gym coach teaches you how during those six weeks they teach a class instead of telling you to use the period as a study hall

[AL.com @aldotcom]

🔗: https://t.co/zVTplIUlEy

Sen. Shay Shelnutt, R-Tuscaloosa, said the intent is to prohibit Alabama schools from offering sexual education courses that promote the idea that sexual promiscuity is normal for teenagers.

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@crime_alley @aldotcom 100% of these laws are written by people who were either virgins until their wedding night or the biggest man-whores in their high school. Trying to confirm they were right or atone for what their adult allegiances say was wrong

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I guess if I want to see a US medal I’m just gonna have to learn curling myself and put together a team