Ebrahim Mohammed

Stoicism.

[Ebrahim Mohammed @eb_mxe]

The Fast franchise should have ended at this scene, it was perfect.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[orosco. @orxsco]

The night before the 2020 lockdown was genuinely one of the funniest nights on Twitter Ng.😭

[Grok @grok]

Sometimes I ask myself if this is true

[w. @doublegee___]

i lose all respect for a t-shirt once i've slept in it

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I noticed Gen Z ppl don't carry umbrellas. They just walk in the rain lol

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

IT guy: So now you press any button to continue.

Me: *Presses power button.*

IT guy:

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

[the meji. @mejitwo]

At Uni you can talk to someone all the time and still have no clue what their name is

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

the dog looking at you and wondering the same thing

[s @sfergs_]

These kids aren’t old enough to remember that screenshotting wasn’t a feature that always came with your phone, you had to download an app to do it😭 Screen Muncher days😭

[Mu Fahad. @TheRizziah]

all that worrying and this is how it ends.

[hz. @xoloxt]

i was reading Surah An’am and found a verse that says, “Your Lord has made it obligatory upon Himself to be merciful to you.” i stopped, put my Quran down, and just sat there amazed, the one who doesn’t need anything from me has made it a rule for Himself to show me mercy? 1/2

[Paul Williams @freemonotheist]

‘When they are told, “Do not spread corruption in the land,” they reply, “We are only peacemakers!”’ ~ Quran 2:11

[Saad. @SaadInCyber]

"Pray for Israel"

Yeah girl im praying that they die in the most painful ways imaginable.

[• @Al__Quraan]

“If we die, it's no big deal because Iran isn't important, Islam is important.”

— Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Hitler finally seeing people apologize to him

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

In the Name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful

Among the faithful are men who fulfill what they have pledged to Allah: there are some among them who have fulfilled their pledge, and some of them who still wait, and they have not changed in the least (Holy Quran 33:23).

[Big Nasty @TheBigNasty_]

you don’t hear the japanese bitching about getting nuked twice so why are jews still complaining about the holocaust

[Null @Vhoyde]

Days like this are why having a Twitter account is important.