earthbound.txt

I post a piece of dialogue from earthbound every hour. @monomodular

[earthbound.txt @eb_txt]

Welcome to the very end of the world's longest traffic jam!

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This is a jail! You guys have no business being here.

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No one is buying or selling anything, so I was thinking of selling the "For Sale" sign that sits in front of me.

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Tracy, King and I are waiting for you. Love, Mom

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Oh, so you're skipping school too, right?

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I'm Dr. Saturn. Zoom!

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Ness, you're a hard worker, just like your mom.

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The zombies got me... I should have gotten some zombie insurance.

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(Somehow, I feel like the lights will get turned off in the department store. I guess it's just a mouse's sixth sense...)

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As strange as this may sound, there are statues of rabbits blocking your way...

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Don't you think I look stylish with the mushroom?

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Thanks for coming! I've been waiting for you.

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You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack!

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Spankety, spankety, spankety!

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That face is mine. (Feel free to talk to it.) ...Brick Road.

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I think that those who won't paint everything blue are opposed to peace.

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After all, it could only cost you your life, and you got that for free!

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Even if I advise you not to go, it won't stop you, will it?

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I live rent-free in the mouse's house.

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Mmm, I can't wait any longer! I'm going back to watching the news; it's funnier than you.