in the words of ethel cain:
"if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."
This is literally the easiest question of all time. Francine clears that bum in every regard. Better Mother, better wife, is actually her husbands best friend and doesnt just tolerate him, badass, pretty, actually has hobbies, loves her kids, she's everything that Lois isn't