et phone home

Even when I doubt you, I'm no good without you

[sayonara buttface @dangpankoozie]

i was ready for singpass dating app but not quite ready for AI govtech matchmaker

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch

[megan @chismosavirus]

just nasty and classless.

[Houmi Art - Freelancer Artist @houmi_art]

"Im so exciting to see how it went.... "

[matt @rat_adjacent]

uniqlo kinda feels like government issued clothing but i love

[chepezzzzz🇲🇽 @chepez98]

Just blew up the bathroom and a coworker went in right after me

[chloe @chloeprw]

broccoli is in the eye of the beholder

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

life imitates art

[doomer @uncledoomer]

dont you dare take this away from me. how am i gonna text my wife that ive eaten too many ribs

[de la luna @vy1in]

how your email finds me

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

calenderheads, peep february 2026. you don’t see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to

[kendall @kendallwmorgan]

In case anyone was wondering, the new AI feature on iOS 18 that summarizes longer text messages works incredibly well.

[Lewdcario @ripleyshusband]

@RealOmegaShenny I'll show you the most reasonable hear me out

[tori @torisbillie]

don’t have to guess the colour of your underwear

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[aespa as cats @kittyaespa]

Ma’am your bob is fire 🫐

[z̵s̴a̶ ̸z̸s̶a̴ ̷g̸a̷b̴o̶r̴t̵i̷o̵n̴ @zsazsagabortion]

omg that’s like their beyoncé