Juggalos For Context🌴🥥

JD, MD, PhD. Noble Prize winner. World's top expert on Freddy-Kruger Effect.

[Juggalos For Context🌴🥥 @ebarcuzzi]

@Urban_Immerser @HenryDarrell317 @ReidChalker Probably something to do with vibrations in crystals deep below the earth. Spencer Pratt promises to make this happen for LA.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Haaaaaaaaahahahaha

[Bill Sweetman @ValkStrategy]

@stacycay

[Juggalos For Context🌴🥥 @ebarcuzzi]

He says this when he just learned something.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "A lot of people don't know 'dumb' has a B"

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

honestly one of the most humiliating decisions in professional sports history and proof that there are no adults left in the room trying to advocate for the League, just a bunch of billionaires trying to shake every last quarter out of their piggy banks

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

Bush 2 and Trump cut taxes so much that plain vanilla "bring back the tax levels of Bill Clinton" would raise an enormous amount of revenue

[Beth Kindig @Beth_Kindig]

Microsoft added that it now expects to achieve a scalable quantum computer by 2029, which cut its original timeline in half.

$MSFT $GOOG $IBM

[Juggalos For Context🌴🥥 @ebarcuzzi]

@hopes_revenge @kenthecowboy_

[Juggalos For Context🌴🥥 @ebarcuzzi]

@ettingermentum He's going to become a trillionaire off the Trump admin. He's cringe, but you can't accuse him of not being one of the greatest grifters to ever live.

[Joe @JoePostingg]

I do think all the moderates who had hair on fire hysterical freakouts about squeaky clean Mamdani kind of blew their credibility

[Juggalos For Context🌴🥥 @ebarcuzzi]

@j4yisnotreal @AnonymousLeftie Oh wow, the 86 year old with cancer died 3 months earlier than he would have otherwise. American Total Victory 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🎆🎆🎆

[Juggalos For Context🌴🥥 @ebarcuzzi]

@0xSero The big open source models are 6 months behind the frontier models and the small open source models are 6 months behind those. Pattern seems to be holding up, Sonnet 4 came out almost exactly a year ago.

[Juggalos For Context🌴🥥 @ebarcuzzi]

Goldman Sachs is going to have people driving around skid row shaking down hobos for change to invest in SpaceX.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Fidelity lowers the minimum account requirement for the SpaceX IPO from as high as $500,000 to just $2,000.

[Juggalos For Context🌴🥥 @ebarcuzzi]

@MikeIsaac Some bank is going to get caught with a spreadsheet labeled suckers_final_v2.xlsx.

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

i forgot that having a boyfriend is just someone saying “crypto is going crazy today” on the phone everyday. i don’t want one anymore

[Juggalos For Context🌴🥥 @ebarcuzzi]

@MillionInt Most verifiable tasks rapidly become easy if you throw machine learning at them.

[Juggalos For Context🌴🥥 @ebarcuzzi]

@metoyou99919097 @ArmandDoma You can say "I refuse to believe 95% of experts because they're all in on the conspiracy", but then you shouldn't be making fun of climate deniers or flat earthers.

[Juggalos For Context🌴🥥 @ebarcuzzi]

@HenryDarrell317 @ReidChalker Landlords got less greedy.