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plantain advocate

[ko . @kohmene]

this is more than a crush more than a like like more than a love

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

We underestimate how much human potential gets crushed by the struggle to survive. Somewhere, there’s a genius working double shifts who hasn’t had the energy to create anything in months because they’re too fucking exhausted just trying to stay afloat.

[Magasela Mzobe @MagaselaMzobe]

“Overthrowing the government is
only illegal if you fail”.

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

there is something deeply unsettling about a society that keeps telling people to be more resilient while making the conditions of ordinary life progressively harder to withstand.

[⭒˚ ☀︎.⋆ @khalifaslimxx]

You don’t solve poverty by teaching everyone to become millionaires. You solve poverty by building an economy where ordinary work can produce a decent life.

[Ahmad Nguru. @AhmadUsman__]

This is what Nigerians across all levels don’t understand. We are not all going to get rich, the chance is even slighter in this climate. But we all deserve a decent life, and for that, we must have functioning systems & institutions.

[♓️ zae @theisaiahml]

been eating processed food all week

[bode🎖️ @bodeswago]

why davrel go dey hit rider like this wtf ???

[🍳 @ebayeta_]

@itsdebbybutter @Ewatomishowdyy It’s so bad please

[🍳 @ebayeta_]

@_Vennie Hi mom

[Nosa @ehijay03]

Btw the biggest preek you go see for this life na for Nysc camp, 4:30AM on a cold Wednesday morning one horse go just randomly dey baff outside

[slimmer shady @totauddd]

My death is more guaranteed than my wedding so instead of looking for my soulmate im going to look for my soul

[Eureka @eureka_seamless]

Gbas Gbos don land 🚐💨

Race another driver live on Danfo Run.
Same road, first to the last bus stop wins.
Who go reach first? https://t.co/uaItdiODfw

[BUGG 🐞 @BuggHive]

This is an igbo man with two shops.

[unserious @UnseriousBy3]

I know bro is pissed off rn. This person was probably expecting black people to be butthurt by this statement and his people is getting cooked in the comments section 😭 😭 😭

[The Confidential 07 @MufasaZero7]

We will get back to you shortly Grand children of Kunta Kinte as soon as we're done with those HIV infested illiterate Xenophobes at the anus of Africa.

[🍳 @ebayeta_]

@viktor_vot I agree!!

He looks so dirty,I bet my ssa that he stinks.
see the dirt on his tongue,see how white it is🤮

see the fungal acne on his face 🤦‍♀️

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Just saw a woman say she’s going to start bringing laxatives to bars because men just leave their drinks unattended and if we don’t get to feel safe doing something because of them, they shouldn’t get to either.

[🍀 @dreapostedthatt]

u cant skip a dump nowadays, yo nigga might be on slide 6

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I sometimes want to argue with total strangers online but then I ask myself, what if? they have mouth odour.