ebbs

[stars⛓️🗝️ @BigGengarFan04]

She’s using me for my average dick and minimum wage paycheck and undesirable physique

[fat cat @1111garf1111]

the way this is literally me

[clau ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ @tubipapilllas]

nunca seréis él

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Remember folks, ICE agents are the dumbest motherfuckers you went to high school with

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Reminder that Kyle Rittenhouse showed up to a protest like this and Republicans called him a hero

[Saeko Snow @TheSaekoSNOW]

Y’all gotta fight back on the paid subscription for everything shit.

Why the fuck do you have to pay for a subscription on a PRINTER to print paper with INK you bought bitch FUCK y’all

[ebbs @ebbbbbbs19]

@Ulf_Othvegin @whotfisjovana Because Texas chainsaw massacre is based off Ed Gein

[soap of the day @soapotd]

I'm so angry. I used to carry giant boulders onto glass bridges and hurl my body at their fragile surfaces in order to cause unimaginable catastrophes. I'd do it every other Friday. Now EVERYONE wants to copy me and glass bridges are closing. What am I to do? Find a real hobby?

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

alonetimeaholic

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Y'all driving skills got me looking both ways at GREEN LIGHTS

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

believing that donald trump and his billionaire friends want the best for you as an average american citizen is like thinking the stripper really likes you

[Aparna @lipglosspagluu]

You wake up at 6AM and it's like you have 48 hrs instead of 24

[maha @mahaaaay]

to my friend, tylenol. rest now, brother. we have the watch. and i'll see you in valhalla

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

This is horrifying

[ℜ𝔞𝔢 @dystopiangf]

Texting must be one of the worst things about modernity. “You need to accept an endless stream of people blowdarting your brain with cognitive popups at any time, and if you don’t reply immediately & joyously, you will be ostracized from polite society, never to be loved”

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

We found a note from the shooter and it said he was going to do it for his beautiful trans girlfriend named Karl Marx but then a dog ate it

[normie 𓆏🦔 @KellytoyDK]

finding a png on google that’s actually transparent

[t’es woke toi ! 🇵🇸 @teswoketoi]

this one of those Twitter Days