EB

cereal is soup, pop tarts are ravioli, and hot dogs are sandwiches. don’t @ me

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

a little something about me is that I forget the wordle word immediately after playing. could not for the life of me tell you what it was today and I played maybe 2 hours ago

[Mowgli @Holy_Mowgli]

if coconuts give us coconut milk AND coconut water then why do we only have cow milk. where is the cow water

[Alex Barnett @AlexBar26030407]

You know what woulda been cooler? If they had both said no. #TheBachelor

[In the clurb, we all fam! @mamasadvocate]

Me: looking at Gabby walk back up those stairs. #TheBachelor

[ash @narwhalsocks]

me when I see Clare in the audience #bachelor

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

We must sanction the Applebees

[Carlos Brandt @CarlosBrandt]

Not a lie tho

[EB @ebbbles]

is debbie from shameless the worst character ever to exist or what

[bea @dtbeaa]

i be like “i can’t wait for fall fits” then fall comes and i dress like this

[prance @bocxtop]

megan fox and mgk bravely answering the question “is it possible to be so annoying you stop being hot?”

[trash jones @jzux]

me: is there a doctor on this plane???

passenger: i’m a doctor what’s wrong

me: can i borrow $100 i know you can spare it

[wholesome boomer content @wholesumboomers]

don’t worry guys she’ll fix it

[JUAN⭐️ @TEJUANx]

Y’all always care when Instagram down but who cared when I was down ??

[Katie Rife @RifewithKatie]

Let's keep Facebook down until we reach herd immunity

[EB @ebbbles]

What in god’s name is this

[EB @ebbbles]

@scurrymurry_ DMing you!

[EB @ebbbles]

@scurrymurry_ I just started seeing a functional doctor and a dietician. Crazy how helpful and eye opening it has been 🙏