ebony.

[Guardian Australia @GuardianAus]

When the birds start mimicking fire engine sirens

The Australian magpie is well known for mimicking the sounds it hears most frequently. This is the #AustralianBushfires https://t.co/bFGCNioOhK

#ausfires #NSWbushfires #AustraliaBushfires #AustraliaBurns

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

Smoke from the bushfires has made it all the way down to Hobart 😣 #NSWbushfires #VicBushfires

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

Surprise, bitch.

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

@city_0f SCUSE YOU

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

@city_0f I hate myself

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

@city_0f glarin at chu

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

@city_0f butter and banana? omg who ARE you?!

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

@city_0f with nutella

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

@city_0f my eyes have gone so far passed asian territory now, I might as well not have them at all.

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

Omg ok hold that thought Tropico's finally out

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

@linktothepasta you are iconic

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

@linktothepasta HAHAHA please tell me you at least tasted it to see what it was like

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

It is now officially Thursday. Which means tomorrow is Friday. Which means I'm having heart palpitations.

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

THE DAMN THING HASN'T MOVED IN 3 MONTHS AND THANKS TO THIS ABSOLUTE ANGEL IT'S DOWNLOADED IN AN HOUR. THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION. 🎉🎉

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

Shoutout to the one lesbo in the world seeding the last ep of real l word!

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

I keep thinking I've got a booger hanging out of my nose, so I go to pick it, hit the piercing and start crying.

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

If you post more than two photos every day on insta and you're not a celebrity, you need to sort out your life.

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

'I thought I had a chip on the outside of my top, so I tried to brush it away.. but it was on the inside and now I've cut my nipple.' - mum

[ebony. @ebbxcy]

@linktothepasta yes good I hoped you'd be as excited as I am. I haven't ordered them yet in honour of your impending arrival.