EBBY BOO BOO CAT

Hungry. Bitter. Loud. Clawy. Feline. Rageful. Loving. All at the same time. I'm the one Taylor Swift sings about. All of us with wings.

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I can't even imagine how good the rats under Whole Foods must taste.

[EBBY BOO BOO CAT @ebbycat]

If the primary retail channel for your cat food consists of drugstores, your food probably sucks.

[EBBY BOO BOO CAT @ebbycat]

For those wondering, I use a cheap tablet from a mountain town. Cat paws work with resistive screens. Try it if you don't believe me.

[EBBY BOO BOO CAT @ebbycat]

I always dreamed of undyed, fresh, unspun yarn. And then they told me that I was describing a sheep.

[EBBY BOO BOO CAT @ebbycat]

Don't blame me. I didn't vote for him. Literally. Because I'm a cat.

[EBBY BOO BOO CAT @ebbycat]

No pet likes to be left alone. Even the dumb ones (dogs).

[EBBY BOO BOO CAT @ebbycat]

"Squirtle" is trending worldwide. And you people said a cat on Twitter was silly.

[EBBY BOO BOO CAT @ebbycat]

I could afford decent cat food if I won #EsuranceSave30

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Win a Google Nexus 7! @slickdeals #giveaway http://t.co/IflDoFYSwp

[EBBY BOO BOO CAT @ebbycat]

So, the Kindle Paperwhite really does work with cat paws. Score!

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I wonder what reminds doggies to breathe. Maybe it is the drool.

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Yay. The Vox people are back. More people who don't give me treats.

[EBBY BOO BOO CAT @ebbycat]

This very nice gentleman DMed me about enhancing my kitty pecs.

[EBBY BOO BOO CAT @ebbycat]

@sockington outdoors=GHETTO. YOU KNOW THIS, STOP PLAYIN'

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A bone is not a treat. It's just what is left over after the cats are done.

[EBBY BOO BOO CAT @ebbycat]

Honey, I freebase catnip.

[EBBY BOO BOO CAT @ebbycat]

I shed to spread my aura.

[EBBY BOO BOO CAT @ebbycat]

Note: there are no cats on any Star Trek show. We all already warped off.

[EBBY BOO BOO CAT @ebbycat]

Search cats would be way more effective than search dogs. On yarn thieves.

[EBBY BOO BOO CAT @ebbycat]

The problem with the Egyptians is that they let humans be in charge.