ebby | eva stratt enthusiast

ebby

26/she/her

currently obsessed with eva stratt

[ebby | eva stratt enthusiast @ebbyerso]

everyone please be nice to him it’s the highlighters birthday :(

[Project Hail Connor ☆ @crimsonnhalo]

The Scorpion and the Frog.
#drive2011 #driver

[ebby | eva stratt enthusiast @ebbyerso]

@tvsilverscreen he won’t even throw us a bone and say it was PLATONIC

[ebby | eva stratt enthusiast @ebbyerso]

bro your telling me THIS is the man who impregnated director Eva Stratt 😭

[eva stratt's lawyer @priestlysprada]

this smau too silly i had to make a sequel

[ebby | eva stratt enthusiast @ebbyerso]

@priestlysprada pleaseeeee we need to see little marie’s adventures and how she has her papa wrapped around her lil finger!

[ebby | eva stratt enthusiast @ebbyerso]

@luteceisdead it’s lowkey homophobic if he doesn’t let us makeout with his wife

[ebby | eva stratt enthusiast @ebbyerso]

@fawnilu_ @luteceisdead tbf they were staring at him first 🤷‍♀️

[🪿fawn 🇺🇦 @fawnilu_]

🫪#strattland #wip

[ebby | eva stratt enthusiast @ebbyerso]

grinding this post into a fine powder so i can snort it

[eva stratt's lawyer @priestlysprada]

this smau too silly i had to make a sequel

[ebby | eva stratt enthusiast @ebbyerso]

everyone’s asking for more fic but genuinely it all sounds like this

[Bruhface! @TherealBruhface]

Trying to sext with writers block

[eva stratt's lawyer @priestlysprada]

too romantic karaoke cut… sunset scene improvised… baikonur “what are you gonna do for the next 20 years” on valentines… grace addressing his logs to eva… strattland you are so real TO ME

[ebby | eva stratt enthusiast @ebbyerso]

yall already know who i’m thinking

[miss diva girl @crzysxycoolb]

i’m putting together a mood board for my dream engagement/wedding photo ideas

[ebby | eva stratt enthusiast @ebbyerso]

@priestlysprada great i’ll take 1 billion more

[ebby | eva stratt enthusiast @ebbyerso]

@mijuohdele when i’m at the Sandra Huller Lover competition but my opponent is Ryan Gosling

[🇵🇸 | @mijuohdele]

ryan who didn't have to stay for five takes of karaoke scene because he wasn't going to be in the frame and sandra who sang "we can meet again somewhere, somewhere far away from here" parts directly to ryan...oh hüllering you really are fire and gasoline

[eva stratt's lawyer @priestlysprada]

something something college/uni strattland

[abi ⚜ @maximiffy]

[GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] “GOOD LORD” [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG…MY LEG” [CRYING] “WAAAH WAAAH” [HELICOPTER NOISES] [AMBULANCE SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING NOISES] [MOANING] [YELLING] [FLAT LINE]

[ebby | eva stratt enthusiast @ebbyerso]

alright last one i promise

[ebby | eva stratt enthusiast @ebbyerso]

@tvsilverscreen a treat for not killing her husband (allegedly)

[ebby | eva stratt enthusiast @ebbyerso]

i need everyone to get super open minded.

walk with me.