ethan bradley 🫠

the coup de grace.
24 year old gay boy trying to crawl through capitalism and party hard while I'm young. Adulting sucks 😮‍💨🍸

[ethan bradley 🫠 @ebc_xoxo]

all I want to do is get boned to "bed chem" by Sabrina Carpenter on a fun, quirky bender but nooOooOo... I'm suffering at a job I still can't afford to live with.

[Michelangelo @michelangeluv]

Nerd c*ck is always humongous. I don’t know the science behind that but they always pack insane heat.

[ethan bradley 🫠 @ebc_xoxo]

@NiceyHott The next time you're in Portland sexy can we please meet up? I've matched with you before and I'd love to see your love making irl 🥴

[ethan bradley 🫠 @ebc_xoxo]

@LoadsofLogan Wish we could meet up when you're in Portland next xoxo

[ethan bradley 🫠 @ebc_xoxo]

@AwfullyJaded You're gorgeous but are these your real eyes too lol!? I support contacts but baby those aren't natural sx

[ethan bradley 🫠 @ebc_xoxo]

@zubic_eth These unemployed bitches can find anything to focus on instead of finding a job lolol

[ethan bradley 🫠 @ebc_xoxo]

@michelangeluv Homeboy could hula hoop through a cheerio with that snatched waist okayyy 🥵

[ethan bradley 🫠 @ebc_xoxo]

@collegetwinks Aww I'm sorry it didn't work out between you two. Wish you both the best with your lives. Also call me if you end up in Portland, OR for a drink lol

[ethan bradley 🫠 @ebc_xoxo]

@lowkeydisturbed Just one night please to vibe cutie lol 🥴❤️✨

[niki @veromancce]

when no one’s fun anymore and you’re so bored you could just die

[Michelangelo @michelangeluv]

boys with big butts

[MEL 🦂 @melymel]

I’ve tasted unemployment and I’ve tasted the 9-5 life, I would recommend not being born

[ethan bradley 🫠 @ebc_xoxo]

@lucasmoralesss Just one night, pleaseee 🥵✨🙏🏼

[kittywifii @kittywifii]

I was thinking about him earlier… DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT LUIGI.

[ethan bradley 🫠 @ebc_xoxo]

I'm playing Identity V. Fancy a game?

[ethan bradley 🫠 @ebc_xoxo]

I'm playing Identity V. Fancy a game?

[andrea ꕤ @gelphiekisser]

YALL R SO QUICK WITH IT LMFAOOO

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

"elphaba thropp i know you’re there"

elphaba:

[ethan bradley 🫠 @ebc_xoxo]

I'm playing Identity V. Fancy a game?

[ethan bradley 🫠 @ebc_xoxo]

y'all watch out for them cars, she could get you next 👀 also happy pride month!

[ethan bradley 🫠 @ebc_xoxo]

@swiftlydunphy I'm sorry but "the paper" is a stupid title... who was like "yeah, that's a catchy name"!?