Elijah Ross

Pro mma PNW🌲 Fight for something

[Elijah Ross @ebearmma]

@KILLTONY @TonyHinchcliffe the worst part of this pandemic is not seeing Kill Tony Live in Tacoma next weekend 😭

[Elijah Ross @ebearmma]

⁦@BrendanSchaub⁩ dude your fucking chain was SOO distracting

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@tacomacomedy @BrendanSchaub Praying to the comedy gods the pass doesn’t get shat on by 2 feet of snow! Road doggin from Spokane

[Elijah Ross @ebearmma]

I adore you❤️ never been so sure of anything in my life

[Elijah Ross @ebearmma]

Ten toes down on the mat did he stop to think
He’d be down for the 8 count 6 feet deep #rip

[Elijah Ross @ebearmma]

@jdvaldez2 Pm?

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If you and your girl don’t kill a whole pizza and a pack of cinnamon rolls y’all ain’t livin

[Elijah Ross @ebearmma]

Stevie wonder never got stage fright 👓

[Elijah Ross @ebearmma]

I think Stephen Hawking’s last words were “low battery”

[Elijah Ross @ebearmma]

I don’t trust a can opener that isn’t part bottle opener

[Dr. Rhonda Patrick @foundmyfitness]

3 months of high-intensity interval training once a week combined with strength training twice a week increased the activity of genes involved in the mood-enhancing effects of tryptophan metabolism via the kynurenine pathway in healthy older men. https://t.co/4rdw3MIn5f

[Elijah Ross @ebearmma]

@JonnyBones Big Bou Kill Jill

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9 months down

[Isaac Wing @ikewing]

*girlfriend doesn’t eat all day

Me: hey
Her: shut the fuck up

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

I would be happy to talk to you about it for as long as you’d like.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

building calls go

[Elijah Ross @ebearmma]

I hate losing more than I love to win. Winning is expected

[Elijah Ross @ebearmma]

Fury (should have) won 7-5
Boxing is mad dirty

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Even the garden of Eden had a snake in it

[Elijah Ross @ebearmma]

@adamcarolla just a couple of those signs we’re taking a turn for the worst. (That is not the rider of the scooter) (full size woman getting fuel using a 3step latter.)@AdamCarollaShow