Eliot

i have never impersonated McCormick Man

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I just took a dna test turns out im a hundred percent Irish! -O'Lizz

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@DraculaToday Looks delightful drac

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Bakers when counting a dozen be like "and one more for bad luck"

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@laser2laser hmmm a bit verbose no?

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@Cactus_Mouth so true! also dont play Farming Simulator 22 if you know you have to harvest your 720 acres of corn

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Chekhov's two beers

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@toomuchprotein Did some digging OP. Hope this helps

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@toomuchprotein The guy who plays David Letterman on that?

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@Cactus_Mouth @juliannef98 I thought not drinking coffee did give you covid though

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@ProbablyMaddyDo A bunch of stuff from that movie just happened to me in the bathroom

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Wood bees? Yeah they wood bee cool if they didnt cause extensive damage to your home

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@Cactus_Mouth NO to weddings. -Eliot

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Boss said don't come to work in ketosis anymore

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@Cactus_Mouth McCoy From Behind

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@laser2laser Jelly Belly Sport Beans