Ebby

Seeing things through my lens. Fiction & Non-Fiction Writer.

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My wife came back from work yesterday looking disturbed. As soon as she sat down, she said, “There’s one guy that has been following me at the bus stop.”

At first, I didn’t take it too seriously.

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I didn’t choose this life. This life chose me.

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Before I could even say anything, she said calmly,

“Happy birthday… now refund me.”

For a few seconds, I thought I was dreaming as I was still trying to process it.

“This is how I want you to plan my birthday this year.” She responded.

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My babe organized a birthday dinner for me this year. I won’t lie, I was impressed.

She handled everything herself. Picked the venue, invited people, and even kept telling me not to worry about anything.

As a man that likes free things, I didn’t ask too many questions.

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I thought the day had ended on a high note. She came close to me, gave me a soft kiss, and I smiled.

Then she brought out the receipt. I looked at it. Then I looked at her.

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@phveektordrayne See where you throw ball go 😂😂😂

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That’s how my neighbour’s ram was planning to escape in the middle of the night. He somehow cut through the rope they used to tie him and was already approaching the gate.

Thank God I was still awake and spotted the jailbreak in progress. Oga been just dey vex 😭

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@TOOSonX Asin eh. If dem leave am with me, he go give me better nodding 😂

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@NaijaNinja001 @thespecialolodo Lucky you then. I had to update the apps and no progress still.

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Almost all the social media apps seem to be having bugs lately

- Viewing WhatsApp Status from contacts you haven’t saved.
- X restarting whenever you switch apps and refusing to show search history.
- Instagram trapping you in Reels till you close and reopen the app.

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@phveektordrayne At all. I haven’t had any issues with these apps lately.

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@thespecialolodo @NaijaNinja001 Are you also experiencing these same issues?

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@NaijaNinja001 I am using an iOS device.

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@phveektordrayne I am not a fan 😃

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Saw my crush talking to a guy wearing an Arsenal jersey in church today. Mind you, he’s a first-timer and she doesn’t even know him. Meanwhile, she has never talked to me before. 💔

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@Timmysofine Sounds like PLAN B.