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[eben @eben711]

first tweet in 4 years just to drop some ball knowledge

[eben @eben711]

too bad there isn’t a Maine maritime grad aboard, a lifted Chevy Silverado with a backrack and a ratchet strap could pull her out real quick

[CNN @CNN]

Tug boats are working to free a large container ship stuck in Egypt's Suez Canal, halting traffic through one of the busiest and most important waterways in the world. https://t.co/pRMIZWn2Ux

[eben @eben711]

@drhartley1 @3thanFrom3 somethings never change

[eben @eben711]

I want to do the freaky Friday switch with dua lipa’s boyfriend so badly

[eben @eben711]

@BWalkerSEC Rank these 3 MS towns, Natchez, Vicksburg, Greenville

[eben @eben711]

this dude has never seen me standing in front of the cheez-it isle trying to decide between the 40 flavors they have now

[CNN @CNN]

The mayor of Japan's third-largest city is facing a public backlash after he suggested men are better suited to grocery shopping during the coronavirus pandemic, because women take too long and contribute to overcrowding at supermarkets. https://t.co/5mHS0yNGpD

[eben @eben711]

calling the dance floors at bubbas d1 d2 d3

[eben @eben711]

I had a shutout going into the bottom of the 6th inning. Routine fly ball to centerfield and it bounces right out his glove, we lose 1-0 ending my little league career. John and I didn’t speak again until high school

[eben @eben711]

got called into work today and when I got here my coworker was like “welcome to the show, baby” lmao dude we’re engineers not in the bullpen for the Sox

[eben @eben711]

@drhartley1 s/o @the1975

[eben @eben711]

me and the boys after we watch 3 hours of joe rogan on the amazon fire stick in the living room

[eben @eben711]

🗣HOLD THAT TIGER

[eben @eben711]

me trying to decide if I wanna take LSU moneyline over bama for the like 4th year in a row

[eben @eben711]

asking the #SKOL family what kind of revenge game is it @PFTCommenter

[eben @eben711]

if Rihanna walked towards me like this I would straight up have a heart attack at the age of 26

[Rihanna @rihanna]

thank you @PericoPrincess and @russdiemon for my new fav song #BestOnEarth

[eben @eben711]

@PFTCommenter I’m listening to truth hurts by Lizzo on repeat because if Kirk Cousins keeps this up, there’s gonna be a new man on the Minnesota Vikings

[eben @eben711]

I had 2 different Led Zeppelin shirts I wore every week in high school and didn’t talk to a girl once

[eben @eben711]

long neck ice cold white claw never broke my heart

[eben @eben711]

@BeefCarr @3thanFrom3 It’s @bush90210 with that fucking laugh