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not quite a mop, not quite a puppet

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@hopes_revenge Ladder reset

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@nic_carter It’s great because like, well your movies are still really bad but hell yeah I guess

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@edels0n If this all unwinds terribly please continue to feature him regularly it is peak content

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

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@Liamjsm It’s awful here, stay away

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@beextatttoos Clean

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@RyanSAdams You need to hear this?

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@PeteHegseth @ICEgov hitting the bars tonight Pete? Shotgun a gallon of Bleach after the first round of whiskey. do the wife, kids, ex-wives, and country a favor. Cheers 🍻🌻

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@LynAldenContact To be fair, he was in Saving Private Ryan, which had the absolute wildest opening of any movie ever

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@willywoo @scottmelker @SuperGrok @GrokExtracurricular please make him wear a rainbow chart

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@massey_evan Playing for Thursday at this point

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@hewiebtc @dcinvestor Well, this is awkward now

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@0xMerridew The block button exists

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@THELEGACYOFSEGA Aya

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@forallcurious Universe B: cum goes into my dick

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@kellyhals @NBC26 “Wherever that is on a map, I don’t know. But I’m here now”

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@nope_its_lily If you’re in Portland now, please go to Hollywood theater or laurelhurst tbh

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@nic_carter Mamdani Derangement Syndrome

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@emilyxxie @bganpunks