Edward Bentz

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[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

Wtf is this? Inauguration Day Kids Bop version? #pelican212 #InaugurationDay2017

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

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[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

Quarantine Day 12:

My coworker insists on keeping his head in my lap, demanding head pats, and occasional treats. Isolation is clearly getting to him.
#duke #boxers #boxersofinstagram #covid_19 #coronaquarantine https://t.co/9Tui188QBU

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

@Nigelrefowens Yes please!

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

And THIS is why I haven’t deleted twitter.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Met little puppy “Hundo” at Starbucks just now and saw him get inducted onto their “Puppucino” wall so today should be okay.

[Travon Free @Travon]

Never forget all of this is happening because millions white people were mad an over qualified woman wanted to be president after the black guy they hated. #ButHerEmails

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

Hey @FitbitSupport Carl is the man! He just helped me with an issue, and he was extremely supportive and polite. Give that guy some kudos!!

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

I feel like we should start referring to @JHarden13 as James L. Harden. Like Samuel L. Jackson but cause he sucks in the playoffs

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

We. Are. Marshall. Bum badum ba bum bum bum.

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

In a move that should surprise no one, my iPhone just tried to autocorrect Suns to subs. #suns #nba #autocorrect #accurate @espn @suns

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

@renato_mariotti Just because you “don’t think” you’re involved in a crime, doesn’t mean you aren’t.

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

This

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

@JoePerticone “Grew”

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

@SouthwestAir We can’t go to St. Louis because your representative hung up on me before the flight was booked. I need to speak with a manager ASAP about the level of service I’ve received. You can DM me and I will provide contact information.

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

Our experiences with flights out of Kansas City today: @SouthwestAir tried to say they couldn’t get my gf out until Wednesday unless we drove 4 hours to St. Louis. When we asked for a rental voucher they said “we won’t cover that since this was caused by weather.” Then they hung

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

@SouthwestAir Wow. Thanks for a reply that literally does nothing for the current situation.

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

2/2up on me. On the flip side, I’m traveling with @AmericanAir and they proactively switched my flight and got it all handled hassle free. Southwest is atrocious, and I guarantee they’ll never see another dollar of my money

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

.@southwest I had an extremely horrible experience with your “customer service” department. I need someone to reach out to me ASAP.

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

@HiltonHotels I had a fantastic experience at the @HiltonGardenInn in Oxnard, CA. The entire staff has been phenomenal, but Jacquelynn was especially nice and helpful!! Thank you for have such great people here!

[Edward Bentz @ebentz9]

@roblathan @danieljpowell Should have been an accord 😏