EJ Berman

[EJ Berman @eberman24]

As Miss Penny Lane says

Never take it seriously.

If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt.

you never get hurt you always have fun.

And if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends

[EJ Berman @eberman24]

I’m banning putting paper napkins on the lap. Only cloth

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Let’s protest separating the empty clam shells from linguine. Terrible

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@AEPiWiscoEBl 😭😭

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This neeeed to be shared

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@AEPiWiscoEBl

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@AEPiWiscoEBl Need that Lou will award

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@AEPiWiscoEBl Terrible pick. Better on the board

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@Connor_J_Hughes And my generational parlay with rams -3.5

[EJ Berman @eberman24]

Loud

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

BUCK FOSTON

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This is crazy ngl

[Duolingo @duolingo]

Learn Chinese and try Super Duolingo today!

[EJ Berman @eberman24]

The announcer of the thunder, Nuggets game goes “Westbrook was in his chest like bronchitis”

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How can New York sports not make you emotional???

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Knicks win tonight we win it all

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@marvin_geefs Families in fact lost their homes

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Kentucky Derby

Every dollar on Publisher 30-1

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Bob Dylan’s knocking on heaven door > Guns N Roses

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Down 4 through the front 9.
Good thing Zach Ehrlich sucks at golf and is gonna lose the back by 5

[EJ Berman @eberman24]

I feel like everyone’s father listened to the bridge in the car

[EJ Berman @eberman24]

Dancing in the moonlight