Kyle Ebert

[Kyle Ebert @ebert_kyle]

It’s time for the Riley O’Brien closer era to end. Give JoJo or Soriano a try @Cardinals

[tayler (😬) @billdifferen]

every time I go to deep ellum I gotta stop by The Spot and pay my respects

[Kacy Sager @THESagerbomb]

Travis has insisted all week that he’s allowed in the garage (he is not).

Started screaming his head off at me so I look up and he’s just standing there like this.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

honestly one of the most humiliating decisions in professional sports history and proof that there are no adults left in the room trying to advocate for the League, just a bunch of billionaires trying to shake every last quarter out of their piggy banks

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Democrats will of course not use this to their advantage

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

Just play basketball in basketball arenas please - it’s pretty simple

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Retiring from 82-0 cuz stop it

[Main Event J @BIackJohn]

They gotta nerf Wilt on that site breh im seeing 82-0 teams wit Jalen Suggs

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

82-0 might be fun for some of you, but for True & Ethical appreciators of defense, glue guys, vibes, grinders, and “he just does the little things” guys, this game is actually a minor form of torture

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

“opposing our megamerger is antisemitic” is an instant hall of fame line lmao

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Brenden Schaeffer🎳 @bschaeffer12]

Just checked an item off my bucket list that I didn't even realize was on there.

Elevator ride with Pablo Sanchez.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

🐐 sighting in Tarps Off

[Jeff Skin Wade @SkinWade]

Hell yeah - this is badass

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Danny West @DannyWest247]

You know the hate is real when it reaches this point in Lawrence.

[Daniel but sports @throwing_daniel]

In restaurant situations the MLB app is like cocomelon for grown men with autism

[mr wife @wrinklefreelee]

don’t have any cats and wonder what it’d be like? well imagine your just laying there in your house. and suddenly, you hear a crash