Elizabeth Cohen

Children's Pastor. Lifelong learner. Lover of coffee and conversation.

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At the chimpanzee exhibit…child: “IS THAT A GORILLA?!”

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“End of the day ice cream was a good idea. I might not have ice cream again until dinner.” -Me

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Crying over an episode of “Secrets of the Zoo” was not how I expected my day to start…

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Just watched Encanto at the Hollywood Bowl and “Dos Oruguitas” and “All of Me” left me sobbing. This cast. This story. This music. Perfection!

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I beat the main storyline of Skyrim today just in time for Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom!

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Bought a mini version of Bop-It for my office and the children thought they could win. They were wrong

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I’m so excited about NOT watching the Bachelor tonight 💁🏼‍♀️

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@clairedavieLMFT This just made my day 🤣

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I just ended a voicemail with, “By the way, it’s Elizabeth. But we live in a world with caller ID, so you already knew that. Bye.”

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This 1st grader is DETERMINED to teach me about all things Pokemon: "This is really true, one time, Pikachu used a ketchup bottle to block a strong attack."

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There’s now a chorus of children outside my office singing a variety of Christmas songs…including “GLOooooooOOoooria, in excelsis Deo!”

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“When I see Santa Claus, I’m going to kiss him right on his face.” -Kindergartener

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7yr old: "Ms. Elizabeth, can you look up who the strongest Pokemon is?"

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It’s time for Taboo to make a game night comeback.

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@clairedavie_ I also thought for a second that they were going to offer the host job to Sean Lowe. I would have been ecstatic.

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I care 0% about Zach being the Bachelor. Will this be the season I finally stop watching this show? Maybe. Just maybe.

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@clairedavie_ Agreed. He was in the wrong, but that was unnecessary

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@geektbee I had the same thought. It is the only logical explanation. He looks like Jack Frost’s Santa mixed with Toy Santa.

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Why does he look more like the plastic Santa?! Nope. Don’t like it.

[Disney D23 @DisneyD23]

Santa has an announcement to make… 🎅

Tim Allen returns in #TheSantaClauses, streaming November 16 only on #DisneyPlus. #D23Expo