E.B. Farnum

Welcome to my humble page. I trust you will find the accommodations satisfactory.

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

We ought organize!

Should we stand grateful for a mere two hours of greatness?

Should we stand content for a mere two hours of pleasure?

Ought we not be rewarded for our diligence, loyalty, and outright fuckin' patience?

EB says yes!

#Deadwoodreturns for season number 4!

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

@Swearengen Im sorry, Al. I didnt mean to!

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

My word! Where has the time gone?

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

@Swearengen @Pandp2000 @MrsAlSwearengen @welliver_titus Is that why you've been letting Dan and Johnny sleep indoors this week, Al?

[Al Swearengen @Swearengen]

@mindthinkr @deadwoodmovie @DeaddwoodRturns @deadwoodHBO @MrsAlSwearengen @Swegin_Wu @TrakESumisu @brentheater007 @cooper_darren @Pandp2000 @magthefrog @Shelleyjo8 @ebfarnum1876 @WEarlBrown @HBO I still wish we could just hit 'em over the fucking head, rob 'em, and throw their bodies in the creek. #DeadwoodMovie

[Mindthinkr @mindthinkr]

E.B. I hope your public relations skills have improved in the last ten years. #Deadwood
@ebfarnum1876 @DeaddwoodRturns @magthefrog @MrsAlSwearengen @Swearengen @brentheater007 @cooper_darren @TrakESumisu @HBO @Pandp2000 @Shelleyjo8 @Swegin_Wu @deadwoodHBO @deadwoodmovie

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

@MAnthonyEgan1 Indeed! The scenery is beautiful this time of year. Unfortunately, the brutal cold plays hell on photographic equipment. The mercury has fallen to a present reading of -8 degrees Fahrenheit. Demonically fuckin' cold!

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

There are few things more satisfying than the chilled morning air on a January morning in the Dakota Territory. I could write you a list of what they are, but I'd venture that you could come up with them on your own...

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

@Gator159 For Pete's sake!

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

@Pandp2000 It's is colder than Mrs. Ellsworth's heart here today, but my balls are, in fact, in tact and fully operational!

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

Never again.

[Peaches 💙 @MrsAlSwearengen]

@magthefrog @mindthinkr @DeaddwoodRturns @brentheater007 @Shelleyjo8 @Swearengen @lilykeene11 @ebfarnum1876 @WEarlBrown @TrakESumisu @timolyphantorg @Swegin_Wu @HBO @deadwoodHBO @HBOPR “E. B. was left out! E. B. was left out!”

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

@Shelleyjo8 @magthefrog @DeaddwoodRturns @brentheater007 @HBOPR @RichMassaro @onelovechild13 @mindthinkr @MrsAlSwearengen @rkline56 @Swegin_Wu @paultguitarist @WEarlBrown You'll want to hold your tongue before you speak ill of my business partner on this forum, ma'am.

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

@Swearengen @WEarlBrown @Shelleyjo8 @magthefrog @DeaddwoodRturns @brentheater007 @HBOPR @RichMassaro @onelovechild13 @mindthinkr @MrsAlSwearengen @rkline56 @Swegin_Wu @paultguitarist It was lost in an ill fated game of five card stud at the #10. I should know better by now, but the liquor... One of my many weaknesses.

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

@Swearengen I was indeed, Al! With fucking bells on!

[Mr. Wu @MrWu70455331]

Say hello to my three new girls, Sang Le, Dusty Rose and Yu Ming. I am glad to report they are healthy, well fed and off the opium. 🤞@DeaddwoodRturns @magthefrog @WEarlBrown @Shelleyjo8 @Swegin_Wu @hbodeadwood @ebfarnum1876

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

Such memories!

[Al Swearengen @Swearengen]

Wu! I’m glad you brought some fucking pigs. EB and his brothers were down to just the one. @MrWu70455331 @ebfarnum1876 #Deadwood #DeadwoodMovie #Newhart

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

@mindthinkr @WEarlBrown @DeaddwoodRturns @brentheater007 @MrsAlSwearengen @TrakESumisu @RichMassaro @Swearengen @deadwoodmovie You can't go wrong with a good Bruichladdich.

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

@DeadwoodHistor1 @anteksiler Bring back the brothels!

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

@mindthinkr Mister Hurst is a wonderful man and terrific partner. You won't hear a bad word about him pass through these lips!

*lowers voice*

...that cocksucker.

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

@deadwoodHBO It isn't only his gun that the maniac, Bullock, has a hard time keeping holstered!

#infidelity #swingingdick

[E.B. Farnum @ebfarnum1876]

@Pandp2000 @mindthinkr @DeaddwoodRturns @MrsAlSwearengen @Swearengen @brentheater007 @RichMassaro @TrakESumisu @HBO @HBOPR @Swegin_Wu @deadwoodmovie I'll note your preferences, but make no promises.