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[per dm papi @ebi_eats]

Any other cancer patients able to predict their labs down to the last neutrophil or is that just me #builtdifferent 😤

[per dm papi @ebi_eats]

@ilikethethrilll Yuppp I was literally eating poké when I put it on 🥲

[per dm papi @ebi_eats]

Watching a documentary is scary these days because I know at the end I’ll have to go vegan.. again.

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

Here's some footage (with sound!) from the surface of another planet, and you're just gonna scroll past it without even noticing to continue looking at memes, aren't you

[per dm papi @ebi_eats]

If there’s one thing I’m going to do, it’s take some shit personally

[per dm papi @ebi_eats]

I’m too toxic to be in a relationship.

No I mean literally, I’m on chemo

[per dm papi @ebi_eats]

Doctor- “you’re neutropenic, do you have any questions?”

Me- “yea...does that mean I have neutropenis...?”

[per dm papi @ebi_eats]

I lead the league in scoring but look at my assists- me promoting other nursing meme accounts

[per dm papi @ebi_eats]

Making an only fans where I literally only clean fans. Here’s my first video

[per dm papi @ebi_eats]

I love my dog but I spend 90 percent of my weekend trying to erase signs of his existence

[per dm papi @ebi_eats]

My dryer is just another dresser drawer at this point

[per dm papi @ebi_eats]

A WAP eye view

[per dm papi @ebi_eats]

It’s not over till you change the Netflix password

[Shyon Gredley @ShyonGredley]

Everyone: I'm gonna tell my kids

Global warming:

[per dm papi @ebi_eats]

As promised 👀

[per dm papi @ebi_eats]

Valentine’s Day is when you find out who in your DMs has been hiding a relationship the whole time

[per dm papi @ebi_eats]

Lol how is this real life.

[John Legend @johnlegend]

I assume he means his working class friends in the Midwest? https://t.co/5aly99EyTY

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Wake up, sheeple! Bowling Green was an inside job! (inside Kellyanne Conway's head) #StayWoke #BowlingGreenTruth