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[The LIGHT♥️💡 @Adasu_d_gr8]

I still remember when my colleague was kidnapped on her way home from work early this year.

For two months, her parents ran from pillar to post, borrowing money and begging family and friends to help raise the ransom.

When she finally came home, she narrated how they were gang-raped every morning and night.

The kidnappers chose their victims and temporary married them to themselves celebrating, eating and drinking like it was a legal union.

She said sometimes they shared one woman among two, three, or four men.

Weeks after her release, she was found pregnant.

That same week, we lost her to su!cide. The trauma was more than her heart could bear.

And whenever I see people still supporting this government, I remember her. I remember her parents, I think of other victims that never made it to the media.

How do you watch people suffer d!e like this and still defend a government that has failed to protect them?

Are you human at all or just deliberately wicked?

[R @Rankyagain]

You and your mama never see anything

[John @MagaGrunt1]

🇺🇸Show your faith.🇺🇸

[Ekiti trends @ekititrends]

Moment a man leading prayers accidentally breaks the church altar.😭😭

[S𝖎𝖗 S𝖊𝖆𝖓 🇺🇸 @seanpepisky]

LORD thank you for this brand new DAY

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Nigerians, PAY ATTENTION

To what is happening in Europe & America.
We must get the 2027 general elections right.

ICE is active in my city, there is apprehension in LA. Families & communities currently live in fear

Many Nigerians don’t really know that Europe & America are shutting their doors to immigrants, especially Nigerians. Italians & Germans have begun to lean more to the right since post-WWII

Germany in particular is experiencing a historic surge for the hard-right populist Alternative for Germany (AfD). They came second in the last national & regional elections. They have grown into a major political force in Germany.

Reform UK is not slowing down anytime soon. They have gained more ground & they could dislodge the Labour Party in the next election.

They have positioned themselves to the right of the Conservative Party. Ultranationalists have bought into their agenda, & top on the list are anti-immigration & border restrictions.

If & when Reform UK happens, visas to the UK will become harder than American visas under Donald Trump. You do know the historical ties between the United Kingdom & Nigeria, don’t you? You haven’t seen what our sister, Aunty Kemi Badenoch is facing, have you?

A wave of ultranationalist ideologues are sweeping across Europe & America. People are questioning ancestry, roots, or cultural ties.

They believe there is a huge gulf between being English & British, & in their books, the former takes preeminence. America is not left out.

A growing & influential base of MAGA diehards believe there is a significant & fundamental difference between a naturalized U.S citizen & what they termed a "Heritage American."

Within the modern national-conservatism movement, a clear divide has emerged between those who view American identity through a "creedal" lens (anyone who passes a test & swears an oath to the Constitution) & those who view it via a "cultural & ancestral" lens. And in their pecking order, the latter is supreme.

Our Big Brother the UK is now the last frontier!

The Home Office believes the risk of using the student visa route to enter the UK then claim asylum has risen, hence the visa withdrawals.

They view Nigeria as one of the higher-risk markets, & it’s a function of the poverty in Nigeria. Once the United Kingdom shuts its doors to Nigerians, then it’s game over for us.

At some point, a collective decision will have to be made about our homeland. We cannot all abandon “Mother Nigeria” to the politicians to do as they please. One way or another, push will definitely come to shove. For now, the politicians should continue to benefit from the tribalism & divisions going on. Every day for the thief, one day for the owner. And when all japa doors are shut against us, what do we do???

Collect your PVCs & ready yourselves. There is no place like home, we must vote out the APC

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

Everyone, irrespective of religion, should listen to her

[Nanyo 💋🖤 @Nanyo_sae]

You wake up to boil water. Your prepaid meter has finished. You switch to gas, only for the gas to finish halfway through.

You abandon the water, dress up and enter keke. The man tells you the price, and you negotiate it down by ₦100. You enter, only for the keke to tear your shirts.

You get to work, do your 9–5, and spend half the day wondering how the salary they pay you will ever make you a millionaire.

You return home, load ₦1,000 prepaid, and the meter gives you 6 units. You stand there wondering, “But last time, this same ₦1,000 gave me 7 units. Wetin happen?”

You manage to eat the leftover eba and soup from yesterday, lie down on your bed and start pressing your phone.
Suddenly, the phone slips from your hand, falls to the floor and the screen cracks.

You just stare at it.
No tears. No anger. Nothing.
You simply start laughing.
See you = see madness.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Marriages survived because men had the heart to endure women.

It lasted for generations because of MEN. Because of our emotional intelligence and our compassion for our wives.

Not because women were good partners. Because men learned to overlook a lot of stupid shit women do just to let peace reign.

Let's be real, women are NOT easy to live with.

They are not romantic. Their whole idea of romance is RECEIVING. What he bought for me, where he took me, what he did for me. Never what they give.

They are not funny. They are overly sensitive, they hate accountability, they hate saying sorry, they hate initiating sex with their own husbands, and they are controlling as hell. Stubborn and rebellious.

And that domestic violence you hear about in marriages? Most of it is STARTED by the wife. Pushing, slapping, throwing things, talking reckless, provoking until the man reacts. Then she wants to play victim.

Look at any relationship that doesn't have a man in it,it doesn't work.

Lesbians? Highest divorce rate. Highest abuse rate. Because there is no man there to tolerate their violence and their emotions. Two women together can't handle each other.

Female friendships? Even worse. Pure gossip, backbiting, jealousy, cutting each other off over the most childish things.

They will have 10 female friends by 2022. By 2026, only 2 are left. She has fought with ALL of them. Every single one is now an enemy.

But men are the problem.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

I’ve started shipping cars from Canada to Nigeria.

The bill is crazy but we will make it. Amen.

Come and get your non-accidented cars at the cheapest rate.

I will do a car line-up soon. Thanks and please retweet.

[BIG VIRG @drealbigvirg]

I knew Isaac Newton was a Christian, but I didn't know he spent more time on the bible than physics. In fact he spent a huge part of his life writing about the bible.

It's surprising because if someone like him actually had views about bible and Christianity, it should have been popular, but it was not.
I made my research and the views he had about the Bible were shocking. I also found out how and why it was kept secret.
1/3

[ELAYAS° FC @elayasfc]

Peak Negreira days
Imagine Bale got a yellow card for scoring a clean goal against Barcelona 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[FLAG BOY NG @FlagboyNG]

Tinubu must go

[Pulse Nigeria @PulseNigeria247]

Man spotted fixing moving bus with passengers inside in Lagos. 😳

[ãctive _V🔥💥 @Vince_da_rapper]

This is fatal😭💔
esther ur death don dey trend for area o😭💔

[ãctive _V🔥💥 @Vince_da_rapper]

She streaked this on her snap this morning,,,their bus from lagos -asaba had an accident along ore expressway..
The second slide was the fatal accident
Rest in peace esther meinzide 💔

[Nike @ebi_nike]

@CFCforxile Kaka

[publikphigor @publikphigor]

Translated into pidgin!

This was made possible by @YarnGPT_ai. They also gave me free credits to do it.

More languages coming 🚀

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

I think Delta State has the highest concentration of keke per square meters in Nigeria.

You’ll find more keke in cities like Warri, Asaba, than you’ll find anywhere else in the country.

You’ll see nothing less than 1000 keke in major towns like Ughelli.

Delta is a Federal Keke Territory.

[Olakunle🪖 @Olakunle_Omoba]

If u like strong face your home Is blessed 😂😂