kurjan

haven’t had a new follower since 1983 ((she/her))

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

Tb to the time I was in a hit & run but the guy actually got out of the car and ran

[Vernon Equinox ✨💚 @AfroJediii]

now’s as good a time as any to read this book, ngl…

[Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl]

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[kurjan @ebkurjan]

@JonahNitzkin I’m seeing them in September :)

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

A if it’s a half decent job, E if you tried but failed

[Matt James @mattjames919]

Is the expression “A” or “E” for effort!?

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has not responded to our emergency request to block Texas’ radical new 6-week abortion ban, SB8. The law now takes effect.

Access to almost all abortion has just been cut off for millions of people. The impact will be immediate and devastating.

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

Honestly just wanted to know how haircuts ‘simply happen to him’ but realized for the past two years I’d go for dinner at my friend’s parents’ house and we’d all end up getting haircuts in the kitchen after

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

According to GQ, Joe Keery doesn’t wash his hair, rarely ever touches it and doesn’t get haircuts.

(https://t.co/8sj4Iyhpbx)

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

Nothing says “we appreciate your time” quite like a rejection 2 years later☺️

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

Been missing Click and Clack, the Tappet brothers lately

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Some girls are named Emily. Other girls? Not as much

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

@Major_Penalty VWB came back normal! It’s my factor IX that’s low 🤷‍♀️

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

I.. I’m being referred to a bleeding disorder clinic

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

WebMD: why am I bleeding

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

Sometimes I water my plants with la croix just to spice things up for them

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

Tik tokkers will make a list of “things we leave in 2020” and it’ll be like
👉 frozen broccoli

👇 Patricide
“Self care” 👆

names that start with “J”👈

And give zero explanation for it

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

@OfficialJLD @VeepHBO @timothycsimons

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

Please just let me think it will, I need this

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

idk who needs to hear this, but attending grad school next year won’t solve all your problems

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

I can’t stop thinking about that tweet saying the guy in the Camp Auschwitz sweatshirt “might’ve been a survivor” ?? You really thought he was just wearing merch????

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

Spotify wrapped is now irrelevant this is all I need

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

@moriahbg It took 3 people in my family doing this before coming to the conclusion that no one was gonna get different results

[kurjan @ebkurjan]

I like to text my brother medical questions and address him as webMD. He does not appreciate it