Her snuggling up: Canโt sleep?
Me: kinda worried about the rats :/
The Rat Warriors in my vents preparing for a raid: He sleeps with the woman. Shall we attack?
Veteran Rat: Iโฆ used to be young once. Let us have one night of peace.
Rat: But the ch-
Veteran: Damn the cheese!
My dealer: got some straight gas ๐ฅ๐ this strain is called โthe fall of Romeโ ๐ณ youโll be zonked out of your gourd ๐ฏ
Me: yeah whatever. I donโt feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Gauls in the forest
My buddy Phillip pacing: the senate is lying to us