Emily Mitchell

writer/artist/poet/social media aficionado

[Sunday Night Football on NBC @SNFonNBC]

From 175 players down to 1‼️

YOU the fans have voted Ray Lewis as the most DOMINANT player (not including QBs) of the 21st century. 💪

#RavensFlock

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I would literally trust @Jon_Favreau with my life

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I just wanted to say, DON’T WORRY to all of my amazing fans. I am still here, still thinking about ham. Have a great day.

[maddie @snake_lively]

i actually have to pay rent to my brain in order to keep living in my body

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Literally out of commission until the next football season starts. Can’t think about the playoffs w/o crying

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Bought a hand saw today

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Every time I get rid of stuff, I end up mysteriously acquiring way more stuff

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Gucci Mane named his son “Ice” I’m losing it GLACIER BOI COME THRU

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I really do be forgetting that I live in New York

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Yo I freaking love Jeff Probst dude. 10/10 we stan.

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I cannot emphasize this enough...I love catfish..every episode is a new mystery ... it’s like true crime but emotional internet crimes. I’d give it 5 stars. Highly rated. Board certified.

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@kieranoleary_ Literally across the hall doggie

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I live for Keith Morris

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Was wondering why I literally could not sleep last night and realized I never took my meds which are specifically prescribed to force me to sleep

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yo idk if this is normal but like I’m way happier when I have no romantic feelings for anyone whatsoever because tbh that shit is miserable even if it’s good and healthy

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Yo shout out to my mom for overthinking my most basic and non problematic tweets when there are way crazier ones to think about

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people really do be overstaying their welcome these days

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I am not a “can I bring something?” kind of party guest. I am the something I am bringing and you’re lucky I’m showing up at all.