eleanor

“kinda cute”

[eleanor @ebodington]

Mission accomplished

[eleanor @ebodington]

What I wouldn’t give to feel the high of playing Wii Sports just one more time

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

I love living in dc but I didn't realize 40% of my time would be spent adding 20$ to my metro card app

[Covie @covie_93]

Half of a Scaramucci is called a Zacharia.

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows

[eleanor @ebodington]

@annakatherines_ No bc I was on the phone with my mom while on a walk the day he lost and all of a sudden I was surrounded by cheers and honks - it was ~magical~

[Ari Alexander @AriA1exander]

The Red Sox may not have the Pope, but they have Lil Wayne

[Rosa DeLauro @rosadelauro]

getting a group together to visit the weird lesbian bar in western mass dm if interested, can’t talk here

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[Minor League Baseball @MiLB]

don’t hmu trying to give both baseball and dancing with the stars the attention they deserve

[eleanor @ebodington]

The scam texters are getting toooo good with their targeting lately

[folu @notfolu]

so many reboots and no one has even tried to bring this to the screen

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

Because we are approaching the spooky season of October, I wanted to make a special scary post. Okay, are you ready?

read all the capital letters in the message above

[Washingtonian Problems @WashProbs]

All of the DMV tonight

[NESN @NESN]

🚨 THE RECORD IS BROKEN 🚨

An incredibly generous $1 million donation from the Ivascyn family pushes us to $6,167,288 ❤️

WE'RE NOT DONE, LET'S GET $7 MILLION: https://t.co/ykb7mClrQC

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Still you rise I guess

[eleanor @ebodington]

“Move to the dmv” they said
“It’ll be fun” they said

Yeah well my ac hasn’t worked a solid 20% of the summer so far so who’s having fun now (not me)

[Love Island USA @loveislandusa]

Our new excuse for everything ⌚️ #LoveIslandUSA

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

there’s a literacy crisis. back in my day people used to mix up exacerbate and exasperate, now they’re fucking up a part and apart

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.

[james @jms_tny]

Just saw a porch goose in this outfit and it took my breath away. Homeownership is a proxy for owning a porch goose The house itself is the arbitrary physical material that surrounds and necessitates the spiritual center of the porch goose