Sleeze Ma

Yes, I am Jack Ma

[Ebony Ma @CountDooku6969]

Just spent $21 dollars to watch a gay rock and a black lesbian Viking buy horse tranq from @ebonymawsbox in the shadow realm. Can’t wait to watch @witchporn420’s porn adaption, I heard the entire film is footage of people getting fucked buying a ticket to see this movie.

[Sleeze Ma @ebonymawsbox]

Just got word that @CountDooku6969 used Russia’s only quantum computer to brute force hackleak (aka SlutDOS’ing) @lizzo and @BillClinton’s 4K cooch and gooch pics (jesus fuck that shit was gross). Heard @witchporn420 reverse jerked himself to the pics in a public playground #cuck

[Ebony Ma @CountDooku6969]

Was doxing my local elementary school for being wookphobic when I came across sealed government footage of @ebonymawsbox touching himself to a picture of Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein (deceased?). Forwarding it to @TheEllenShow and @jimmyfallon as we speak. #canceled

[Sleeze Ma @ebonymawsbox]

#NewProfilePic

[Sleeze Ma @ebonymawsbox]

Was analyzing swoops for Sleepy Sound (jerk me) and Chonker’s Speedway (suck me, <dry>, (un) consensually) when I came across the stats of the pre release, post beta, pre nerf Kuda [daddy {9/11}lmao 🤣}]. Insta shat, came, cried, and pissed at the same time. #darkmatter #nimbus

[Ebony Ma @CountDooku6969]

Was fixing some spaghetti for Club Penguin (discontinued) when I received a g-barrel from local sex offender (registered (internationally)) and creator of the ‘wook-Ebony-porn’ subreddit @ebonymawsbox. Good thing I had #preemptivearrows in one hand and my cock in the other

[Sleeze Ma @ebonymawsbox]

Was just watching Doctor Strange 2 (holed (and wooked)) when I saw @CountDooku6969 using a Libyan cock and ball torture device to finger his ass during the Scarlet Witch scenes. Shit got me thinking about Nam (‘03, miss me with ‘02’s horseshit). Boutta go watch some #witchporn 🕳

[Sleeze Ma @ebonymawsbox]

What the fuck is Obama’s last name?

[Ebony Ma @CountDooku6969]

Onion browsered to the dark web using a pink realm proxy only to find a video of @ebonymawsbox reanimating (from fortnite) with JFK (presumed dead?). Will be releasing this footage if hoes are confirmed mad and this post reaches 5 likes.

[Sleeze Ma @ebonymawsbox]

Was rolling face (and tits 🤓) at my local toys r us and was about to start hippie flipping when @CountDooku6969 reverse g slid from out of nowhere and tore his rectal cavity. Hopefully @_ashleyflournoy can fix it as she wants to be an anal doctor #biomajor #dmmebarackobama

[Sleeze Ma @ebonymawsbox]

@CountDooku6969 Ah;fuck. Was so holed on that flight 😂🕳. Pretty sure his new tik tok is @miakhalifa

[Ebony Ma @CountDooku6969]

Was in the Barnes and Nobles ‘Big Tittied Anime Bitches’ section when I got a Snapchat memory of @ebonymawsbox wooked out on Malaysia Flight 370 offering keyblers to the pilot (🕊). Anybody know if molt gaming is on TikTok yet?

[Sleeze Ma @ebonymawsbox]

When @CountDooku6969 Tinder Direct Messaged me earlier today, I thought it would be regarding the Ukrainian crisis going on (Putin is betasimp 🤣). Instead I was greeted by a Da Jekyll fart meme (who can relate 😅😅). Can’t wait to take a shit tonight thinking about it #suckmedry

[Sleeze Ma @ebonymawsbox]

Recently got off the phone with @elonmusk and found out that @CountDooku6969 tested nimbus positive. Our thoughts and prayers go out to him and his girlfriend @FatAnimeTits #registered #julianeatsbox #ahsokaishorny(I’m dirty, ligma 🤣😱)

[Sleeze Ma @ebonymawsbox]

Was currently mid hole when @CountDooku6969 told me his shipment of glass horse dildo replicas got lost in the East Asian sea. Hope he can make do with just his fist for now (unfortunately @Julian_Maxwell_ isn’t there to reverse jerk him sideways anymore). Maw Out.

[Sleeze Ma @ebonymawsbox]

@CountDooku6969 Glad to see a fellow wooker on this social media platform. Just transferred over from Grindr/Reddit and can’t wait to start Twitter (very raftus 🤣).

[Sleeze Ma @ebonymawsbox]

Finally made it to Twitter :D. Just got off the phone with @CountDooku6969 and his box needs a sauna steam today. Have a sleezy day!