Eric O

Smartypants; cynic savant; comedy hopeful

[Eric O @eboysterous]

@FlyFrontier thank you for rejecting me this weekend. I'm not accepting your rejection emails. I'm just glad that I'm not accepting any jobs from you or accepting your rejections. You are the official @Walmart of the skies. I made it to the next round of another airline

[Eric O @eboysterous]

A year ago, @SpiritAirlines really screwed me over. I received a whopping $60 per passenger voucher which is basically worth as much as a #blockbuster or radio shack gift card. Karma's a bitch and you owe $120

[Eric O @eboysterous]

@Cardano is unfortunately added to the list of organizations that could care less about the little people that had faith in #XRP. If a buyback is happening, give us our cut, money mongers.

[Eric O @eboysterous]

Glad to know that @Gametime has a limit on how much money they will finance with @Affirm. Spent two hours to get game tickets to find out that I'm not spending enough.

[Eric O @eboysterous]

@GametimeSF do you have any promo codes? Thanks! https://t.co/GKODsdRFbR via @couponfollow

[Eric O @eboysterous]

@MLBTV we know you hate your fans but the game I want to watch I can't even stream?? Really?

[Eric O @eboysterous]

@DetroitPistons and @hornets are making the wrong kind of history during #Black

[Eric O @eboysterous]

People that need a separate #SuperBowl halftime event are the same people that have a @BJWholeSaleClub membership for the wrong reasons and expect an actual BJ

[Eric O @eboysterous]

@sirDukeDevin There's two halftome shows? I know the NFL had one. 🤷

[Eric O @eboysterous]

Seeing Druski cry in a #TMobile commercial gives me hope that he won't be in many more T-Mobile commercials. #super

[Eric O @eboysterous]

Remind me to not book with an @IHGOneRewards hotel. What's the point of getting points if they expire. #betterhotels

[Eric O @eboysterous]

In exchange for the college football championship, #fernandomendoza has requested immunity from #ICE for himself and his family.

[Eric O @eboysterous]

Either there's an unlimited capacity or this will be the first time in history that lawyers will have to wait in line for hell. #ICE

[Eric O @eboysterous]

@FlyFrontier went #wild when it came to screwing people over with their wild pass program. Stop giving them your hard earned money. #crashandbburn #ripoff

[Eric O @eboysterous]

@MbarkCherguia KAAAAAHHHHHHHHNNNNNN!

[Eric O @eboysterous]

#HappyNewYear2026 just a reminder that @StubHub screwed me over May of '25 when I was trying to sell tickets and they claimed I didn't release them. About 95 reasons to never use their services again.

[Eric O @eboysterous]

@Wayfair wants to give me rewards for future purchases but won't approve me for credit. You think I'm ever buying from you again? LOL. How about use the rewards towards my current purchase? #insulting #donotrecommend

[Eric O @eboysterous]

Hey, @AmericanAir thanks for the co-op window. Glad we get to pay extra for choosing our seats. #alsonowifionthisflight #winning #american #hemorrhoidairlines

[Eric O @eboysterous]

Wow. @AmericanAir pulled out all of the stops. Or rather, added some. So glad I bought a new luggage set that met the size requirements for carry-on only to have it checked. Also, $60 to reactivate my expired miles. You really know how to charm your customers. #airgarbage

[Eric O @eboysterous]

@lippyent Cybertruck