My nervous system thinks I’m laying in an artillery hole in No Man’s land in 1916 France but really I’m kinda hungover and have to send an email tomorrow
Billy, this is Rory McIlroy. He’s a grand slam champion who can hit 330 yard drives with 190 ball speeds no problem. Only problem is he can’t hit a tee shot on 2 at Augusta National
Football ain't even real you know. There's no need to be heated. I am actually alive in a warm house rn. Alhamdulilah. I can go eat food with my family or speak to my old friends if I want. Imagine if a club called Tottenham Hotspur is going to ruin my day.