Eric

“Never go with a hippie to a second location”💥🪤

[Eric @eboyyo]

Anyone reading The Odyssey “for fun” is a psychopath only doing it for clout

[tаtο 🦭 @archeopterige]

ripenso a questa scena almeno 10 volte al giorno

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

when my waiter named Lash gives me more money back than I should be getting

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[Roxxxy Andrews @RoxxxyAndrews]

I miss Joann fabrics and 24hr Walmart

[AllisonMDavey @AllisonMDavey]

Wait, what if Mitch McConnell is filming Drag Race

[Eric @eboyyo]

Porscha’s the only one that doesn’t look like a temu model

[Dorinda Deadly @dorindadeadly]

The #RHOA Season 17 Reunion looks are here! 🍑

[Eric @eboyyo]

My bladders too small for center seats

[Eric @eboyyo]

What’re the odds the Red Sox will keep winning til I see them on 9/11?

[Eric @eboyyo]

Having your dinner interrupted by a random (white) woman who loves gays is a right of passage but how many dues do I owe?!

[Sarah Dvojack @sarahdvojack]

Great time to be in 7th grade, I tell you that much

[Eric @eboyyo]

Baby first and middle name idea, don’t steal it. Victoria Malcolm.

[gina @GinaRealityTV]

lindsey graham will babysit!

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I hope the next global trend is critical thinking

[gina @GinaRealityTV]

ITS HER DAY

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

Im getting married in a SPORTS ARENA with 1000 GUESTS in the middle of A VERY BIG CITY but I don't want ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT IT because I am a SHY AND RETIRING ROSE so NO PHONES at my ADAM SANDLER initiated PRIVATE SACRED CEREMONY of love

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

“Are you excited for Taylor’s wedding?”

[Eric @eboyyo]

Yes, I like pina colalas 🍹

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

SHE HAD STYLE
SHE HAD FLAIR
SHE WAS THERE
THATS HOW SHE BECAME THE NANNY