Eli

[Eli @ebr0t]

@MagicMarkee Game is on league pass outside Orlando.

[Eli @ebr0t]

I hope the duren contract negotiations are playing out that each time the pistons make an offer duren doesn’t like, he adds one more letter to his signature on the qualifying offer and his agent sends a picture of that to Trajan

[Eli @ebr0t]

@SheaSerrano Forgot to add the bonus of “us dummies” taking incremental credit for a good thing you do with the proceeds and acting like that was the plan all along.

[Eli @ebr0t]

@InthemindofCP It’s so good

[Eli @ebr0t]

Stockton assists is a good one but the real answer is wilt 48.5 mpg.

[g_wat 🤘 @glen5839]

@1keezybaby I'll say Olajuwon's 3,830 blocked shots record.

[Eli @ebr0t]

Per timestamps, @stevejones20 needs 6 minutes for his most exciting games while @NekiasNBA requires 16 minutes. @dunkerspotpod in mid season form in August.

[Nekias (Nuh-KAI-us) Duncan @NekiasNBA]

🚨NEW POD ALERT🚨

@stevejones20 & I are BYKE w more @dunkerspotpod!

-A salute to Russell Westbrook
-Five* games we're excited for
-Bradley Beal is back (?!)
-A deep dive into the Most Improved Player race

NBA: https://t.co/W7j1wCfhoh

WNBA: https://t.co/zxJyzpFw4O

[Eli @ebr0t]

Matt out here summoning X’s and O’s Voltron.

[Hardwood Paroxysm @HPbasketball]

@stevejones20 @NekiasNBA @C2_Cooper

[Eli @ebr0t]

@InthemindofCP @OrlandoMagic Orlando did this for the playoffs. I am from Orlando, but I live in West Palm and had to buy my game 6 tickets from a third party as Ticketmaster wouldn’t sell them to me.

[Eli @ebr0t]

@ChrisRyan77 just microwed his router on the popcorn setting and will be unavailable for his appearance on Netflix this evening.

[Eli @ebr0t]

This

[Nekias (Nuh-KAI-us) Duncan @NekiasNBA]

Just watched the first three minutes of Magic-Pistons and my head would be on the MOON if I was a Magic fan.

[Eli @ebr0t]

Jalen “But Daddy I Love Him” Suggs is here.

[Eli @ebr0t]

@NekiasNBA I’m a Magic fan and I’m sorry, but that’s funny.

[Eli @ebr0t]

I think I’ve finally figured out the answer to the questions that plague Magic fans, Dwight or Shaq and penny or tmac and the answer seems to be Desmond Bane.

[Eli @ebr0t]

P5!

[Eli @ebr0t]

Not here enthusiastically

[Eli @ebr0t]

I mean, Dwight exists.

[Magical Takes @MagicalTakes]

Best Orlando Magic in-game dunk since Tracy McGrady was doin it! 🔥 🔥 🔥

[Eli @ebr0t]

It is truly unfortunate that @SheaSerrano will never be able to write something important about Predator: Badlands because the newsletter is not titled Perfect Movie.

[Eli @ebr0t]

SELL ME TONY ORLANDO MERCH

[Eli @ebr0t]

This caption. By golly.

[Orlando Magic @OrlandoMagic]

you’d think I’m Dora by the way my bag talks