Mr macontraband™

magical safari💥✨
Tembea kenya❤️💛💚
Arsenal fan🤍💤

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

This nigga would have been a mega scammer if not for music.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

“If Somalis decided to pull their resources out of Kenya, it will collapse in a day”..This is part of a statement by @AlinurMohamed_
By all means, pull your resources out of Kenya, let it collapse!! We will rebuild from scratch.

Every time a conversation on how Eastleigh business are taxed arises, you see such statements. We won’t cave. Watu walipe tax!!

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Me buying data even when I'm broke made me understand why drug addicts always have money for drugs.

[Triple M @Tripple____M]

Nothing comes close to football banter man😂😂😂

[𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐀𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐥 @SankaraDispatch]

" Koffi Anan is an idle man "
— Ruto, 2008AD.

[I am Chege @_James041]

This country is a crime scene. There's no country here.

William Ruto and his killer brigade have completely destroyed this country!

[ＧＲＥＡＴ ＧＯＯＮＥＲ @alexAFC__]

Caption this

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

On Sunday KTN will be exposing how they’re hawking national IDs in preparation for tutam.

Ruto will burn down this country.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Nobody in the world’s had a better month than Spike Lee.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When bro says "BITCHES COME AND GO" While we're at my mom's funeral

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

Premier League winning goal

Champions League final goalscorer

World Cup leading goalscorer

Kai Havertz. 🥶

[Rubison @rubison_]

Mkishapea rafiki zangu akina Mkenya mimi ndio mnataka niwaoe, smh!

[Karthik @karthikponna19]

X is the only platform where you can talk to a trillionaire

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

mum watching them pass the ball to an idiot with dreads and tattoos instead of the humble guy with a whistle

[Sivu @SivuMtumezi]

"I mean Morocco won the Africa cup, without winning the final, they might have quality." Zlatan Ibrahimović 🤣

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Congratulations on scoring at the World Cup to give Germany a 3-1 lead Kai Havertz.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Germany score from a corner. The influence of Arsenal Football Club in this World Cup is immense. Mikel Arteta you have revolutionised Football.

[°Ocampo🇦🇷🇰🇪™ @Ocampolaw_1]

Kikuyu landlord watching you relocate from his rentals to the neighbourhood rentals that are also his.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Nilikuwa nathani kuna pesa nimeficha ata kwa kiatu, kuangalia sikupata Adidas

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

IDK if it’s just me but mbuzi choma just needs salt/salty water and an open flame. Mambo ya paprika, cumin, black pepper, ashagwanda, paw paw seeds sijui nini weka mbali 🤣