Ebrahim Salama

The crownless again shall be king👑

[Ebrahim Salama @ebrahimahmed76]

Are you a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and possibly my entire life?

[interpretation @materialcritic]

Plato gets banned from Ikea

[victoria @ausdryhepburn]

los recuerdos que se te pasan por la cabeza mientras estás rellenando una planilla de excel

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[Ebrahim Salama @ebrahimahmed76]

-We really tend to forget the beauty in this life..

[shiv roy's bob @shivstratt]

happy father's day

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Elon Musk: A maniacal sense of urgency is our operating principle.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

The man who waits for the perfect shot will die with a full mag

[Ebrahim Salama @ebrahimahmed76]

Fasheekh walahy

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I love that you can tell this was his idea

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

!!!!!!!!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[bahamutts @bahamutts]

Story that can be understand in 3 picture

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Lloyd's of London had a $200 million problem floating 210 miles above Earth. So they called NASA and said: go get our satellites back.

NASA charged them $5.5 million. For that price, they got two astronauts in nitrogen jetpacks, flying untethered at 17,500 mph, manually stopping spinning satellites by jamming a spike into their rocket nozzles, then having a third astronaut swing them into the shuttle cargo bay with a robotic arm.

The first retrieval went wrong. The grapple fixture didn't work. Joe Allen had to hold a 9,600-pound satellite over his head by its antenna for an entire 90-minute orbit while Gardner bolted an adapter to the bottom. His wife radioed from Houston: "Make sure there are no pigeons on your shoulders."

They did the second satellite two days later. Ran an hour ahead of schedule.

When Discovery landed at Kennedy Space Center, a Customs official (arranged by NASA pranksters) confronted the crew about duties owed on $200 million in imported satellite equipment. Lloyd's awarded them silver medals, flew them to London on the Concorde, and arranged tea with Prince Charles.

Gardner held up a "For Sale" sign next to the satellites. The jetpack he used was permanently retired. No human has flown untethered in space since.

$5.5 million for a $200 million repo. The best ROI in insurance history came from two guys in jetpacks.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

NASA astronaut dropped one of the hardest quotes ever😭🔥

[Ivan ⚜️ @LordMasterIvan]

European summer

[Gama @GamaCahaya]

The Omega Speedmaster Silver Snoopy Award 50th Anniversary has arguably the best back case in the watch game.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Rocky's “Amaze, Amaze, Amaze” catchphrase was mentioned in NASA communications with the Artemis II crew.