konkie

27 | i eat too much sweets

[konkie @ebrahimj_]

they refuse to die because they're scared to face Princess Diana

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Royal photo marks Prince Philip's 99th birthday

https://t.co/NLXAjfYCmt

[konkie @ebrahimj_]

crying i got lucky

[38-0.app @38_0app]

Inspired by https://t.co/OjIvlQbDhO, but for football.

Draft a Premier League XI from random clubs and seasons. Build your team. Simulate the season.

Can you go 38-0?

https://t.co/znFjgOW4Wj

#football #soccer #fifa #premierleague

[miia @miiagarro]

please don’t ask about my hobbies i lost interest in life by 8th grade

[angie @fatmustyincel]

Slapping my fat fucking belly like a stupid fucking seal

[y @yesyesyoumay]

mfs be liking tweets that they don’t even agree with

[konkie @ebrahimj_]

wtf am I supposed to be doing at 27? this isn't a real age I must be hallucinating

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

Is it ethical to be a person

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[. @playboicurrryy]

when u apply to a job and they actually hire you

[Octo 🐙📼 @Octopimp]

I hate AI so much it actually makes me upset when I see people I care about using it

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I don't really care anymore but it did hurt a lot

[miri @eggoslug]

i act like this because I was ugly in high school

[ً @artfuIchaos]

girl fuck you and those pretty brown eyes that keep trying to corrupt me.

[/d\ @kontrabana]

being insane isnt even that bad

[Mo Khan @mokhanhim]

The Palestinian genocide is six million times worse than the holocaust

[b @1bronclair]

Its niggas real life walking around w meta glasses on thinkin they deserve to Live

[swinky @swinkying]

@ my oomfs

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my pet crocodile gave me a haircut and sprayed my eyes with alcohol