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[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

The face of our nation 🫡

🗳️ https://t.co/cdVTjmanhF

[Justin Lever ❤️⚾️ @JustinLever3]

Anyone else wake up bummed as hell

[Brooklyn @Brookie425]

Yeah I don’t even care about the Phillies losing. Bryce Harper is hurt and all I care about is him being ok. (And hopefully Kyle Schwarber is ok, too) 😭

[MLB @MLB]

Bryce Harper's 1,600th career hit gives the @Phillies the early lead 😮‍💨

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Did Bryce Harper wear one of his old jerseys today? 😭💀

(H/t @TimKellySports)

[MLB @MLB]

Bryce Harper FOR THREEEEEEE! 💥

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Harp's got hops 🙌

[Peter @owpji]

Fuck the 49ers and their fans. They need to be humbled.

[Franzke & LA @FranzkeLA]

There is no Super Bowl you’re less excited about than the one after the one you lost between the team you lost to and the team you cannot stand

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Kylie Kelce REFUSES to root for any team other than the Eagles and I’m SO HERE FOR IT

[House of the Dragon News @HOTDNewsHBO]

When you know 😭😭

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

"Get your popcorn ready"

Me:

[Mostly Eagles Tweets  @MostlyEagles]

Jalen Hurts had the ball 20 minutes and threw 3 touchdowns but y'all be thirsting to insult him

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

You have a…

3,500 yard passer
1,000 yard WR
1,000 yard WR
1,000 yard RB

And you go QB Draw, QB Draw, bubble screen to your 2nd string RB with 4 minutes left in a tie game. This is a joke. AJ Brown has every right to be furious with this offense right now.

[Howie Roseman’s Burner @HowieBurner]

Me watching Dak get sacked

[lauren @philaurdelphia]

babe we're having guests, break out the nice glasses

[gratitude @EaglesStrictly]

Shaq Leonard should sign with the Eagles for the following reasons:

-Dallas sucks

-Eagles have the best ownership/front office

-Dallas sucks

-The Eagles have a top 2 HC-QB tandem

-Dallas sucks

-Eagles are the best team in the NFL

-Dallas sucks

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Romo: “Do you run a fake field goal here?”

Jake Elliott: “Fuck off”