Ellie 🦓

“I can’t, I have a doctors appointment.” - Me, at least once a week 😷

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

I had a dream last night that Kevin Hart showed up to my wedding and brought Dwayne Johnson as his plus one

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

@SydCollado @maryanneoketch You’re welcome

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

@gallymeroreboot She’s one of my good friends, her personality on Survivor is 100% genuine to who she is IR 😍😍😍

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

@HeatherBroomer This is accurate 😅😅

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

Hi, I’m daughter 👋🏼

[Heather Broomer @HeatherBroomer]

I don't get superhero movies... not interested. But my daughter is talking about the most recent Spiderman and her excitement is palpable. Like, picture a 5 yo on Christmas morning excited.

There's a lot words and passionate arm gestures accompanying all of this. A lot.

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

@Kaykay_frost Oh my gosh 🥺

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

This is now month 2 of my pharmacy not shipping/delivering my meds on time. This is frustrating and is affecting my care as a patient, and my ability to live normal life. @ExpressScripts do better!

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

@SydCollado And get overly excited about it every time 🥰

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

@Kaykay_frost You’re welcome 🤣

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

@Kaykay_frost I’M SO EXCITED 😍😍😍😍 My two fave girls 🥺🥰🥰🥰

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

He thinks he’s so funny 🙄

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Who are you calling?

10-year-old: My friend.

Me: You just called your friend.

10: I have more than one.

Can't relate.

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

Me: “I don’t know much about pandas”
Also me: *explains to @SydCollado in detail why panda’s really shouldn’t be a species that has survived*

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

I’m rewatching the Harry Potter series (again) and I forgot how sassy Hermione is in Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone 😂

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

My sister has started naming my tics, her favourite is “the twirly bird” 😂

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

@SydCollado You haven’t, but I still have pictures of baby animals you’ve sent me over the last 4 1/2 years on my phone 🥰🥺

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

Best text I’ve gotten today 😊

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

Still true

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

Me: Gives someone space when I’ve upset them.
Also Me: Checks phone every minute to see if they are done needing space..

Yeah.. I suck at that.. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

So profound @Kaykay_frost

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

*Me and Kaylin having pickles*
Me: “Syd doesn’t like pickles.. I don’t know how to deal with this..”
@Kaykay_frost: *Being the wise soul she so obviously is*
“Every relationship that is meant to be is between a pickle lover, and a pickle hater.”

Wow, such wise words

@SydCollado

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

@Kaykay_frost It’s been two years and I still can’t knit.. I’ve tried and failed many times 😅😅

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

I’m thinking I’m going to learn how to knit, I fidget so much I may as well try to make something of it 😂

It doesn’t look easy though, and it looks confusing, but hey, worth a try!!

[Ellie 🦓 @ebroomerr]

@Kaykay_frost Wait.. Now I really AM the mom friend!!!! 😂😂