Eric Bowen Towell

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

James Talarico Insists The Bible Is Silent On Abortion If You Don't Count All The Stuff Between Genesis And Revelation https://t.co/hhgmedemS5

[J.C. Parets @JC_ParetsX]

If you're an analyst and you have to play that stupid game of S&P500 price targets, then I guess I understand. You're in a bad spot. But if you're a trader or investor, your only job is to sell things at higher prices than where you buy them, regardless of what the S&P500 does.

[Kambree @KamVTV]

What a funny morning. All the horses, longhorns, and sheep were hunkered in their sheds… and then there were the Great Pyrenees. Every property. Same scene. Huge white clouds of dogs running around like they’d been released into paradise. Living their best lives. I laughed watching them live out their ranch-dog dreams.

[Brian G Belski @briangbelski]

Investment CEO explains what people 'don't understand' about stock buying

https://t.co/fGkHzNZjmy

[Doug McNamee @DougMcNameeBU]

Trust in God's plan.

[Green Beret Nap Time @GBNT1952]

This year’s parade was wild

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Wife Wants Very Specific Gift For Christmas And Also Wants Husband To Think Of It Himself https://t.co/rHG4eF9myn

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

That would do it 😂

[Llamar @Llamar33401]

@SenAmyKlobuchar

[Eric Bowen Towell @ebtowell]

Will Gondor answer?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

ESPN To No Longer Cover Sports, Will Focus Exclusively On WNBA https://t.co/B1hT7xoqxK

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Wife Says She Stayed Up All Night Thinking About What You Said About Her Overthinking Things https://t.co/qcRogBeLkX

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Wife Frustrated That Husband Doesn't Realize She Wants Him To Be Quiet And Also Talk To Her And Also Leave Her Alone And Also Come Talk To Her https://t.co/KElfRkX9OD

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Problems In Middle East Blamed On The 0.3% Of It That Isn’t An Islamic Dictatorship https://t.co/nJAsuHwWdv

[Roger Steele @RogerSteeleJr]

Hit all the balls you want. Play all the rounds you want. Take all the lessons you can afford. Until you play in a real golf tournament you have no idea who you are as a golfer.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Secret Service In Awe As Trump Walks On Moderately Sloped Roof https://t.co/5wCMkWTSyT

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

“When I get called home to heaven one day, if all they talk about is this gold jacket, then I failed miserably as a father, a husband, & a friend. You two, [my daughters], are my legacy… Always put Christ first.”
- NFL Hall of Fame Inductee Jared Allen