eben__iza

MD | Writer | Volunteer | Walkie Talkie

[eben__iza @ebube_benny]

There was this story about a man who used to live in the Tropics and was blind. Well, he moved to the North Pole and regained his sight within weeks. I guess it’s because he was surrounded by ice.😈@Alex_Houseof308

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Start today, Thursday, July 30 at 12:31:32pm. A round figure date/time has no impact on your desired outcome.

Just start.

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As a HO in Neonatal, pray this:

May my labor not be in vain.
May my labor be in vein.

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Na today I really understand why weddings choke on Saturday.

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In your 20s, you'll feel the urge to quit med school. It is important that you don't and face the consequences of your actions.

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Why do we have to come back to work if it’s called “Leave”?

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@MAZIOFAFRICA1 Chelsea 3 : 2 Barcelona

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What’s the joining of a man and woman called?

Wedding

What’s the joining of Iron Man and Iron Woman called?

Welding.
Bye guys.

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As we all know this is the season of weddings. Hence, I implore you to make your soft launch a little bit hard.
You have 10 seconds to show us your man’s face. If you like start from his toes. 10 seconds and that’s it.
There’s no time.

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Everyone talks about the new Michael Jackson Movie, but real OGs know the first and best to do it🔥

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Life as a HO during this strike:

7am: HO Rounds
9am: Reviews own documentation
10am: Receives consult
11am: Sends Comsult to self with caption "We have a consult sir"

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Do you honestly think there’s any challenge that could come in the future, that He hasn’t already provided for?

You’re not an orphan.
GOD is your Father.

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I want you to always remember that even when it doesn’t seem like there’s someone out there for you that would paint your life with their colorful smile and would love you so deeply, you can always give up on love and put beans on fire.

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You didn’t bring yourself this far, He did.
You won’t take yourself further, He will.
Be anxious for nothing.

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You: *Plans to use rain as excuse*

Rain: *Stops at 7:55am*

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Everyone talks about Dave Chapelle and how he's one of the greats in comedy but have you heard my boss make a joke during salary week?
#howareyouthisfunnysir
#salaryweek

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“Make hay while the sun shines”

Nor be under this kine sun sha.

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@OmozusiEguare But she is one of the best nau🌚

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Here are a list of people with the best voices in the world today.

5. Beyoncé
4. Mariah Carey
3. Adele
2. John Legend
1. Me (in the shower)

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"TGIF"

Nor be for who dey Weekend call for CHER.