In less than a fortnight, toddlers will have spent two months (60 whole days) in the forest with animals in the name of kidnappers.
Unlike the ‘bring back our girls’ that went international, there isn’t even a hashtag for these kids.
Nigerians, it’s not fair o!!!💔
Why is it that as a girl at a certain age I’m supposed to quit playing with dolls yet the boys can play video games from birth til death do them part 😮💨
I’m getting me a Barbie dream house with my adult money
you know what real addiction is? finding a new series and suddenly nothing else matters. sleep, food, responsibilities… they can all wait, but the next episode absolutely can’t 😭
To the general public,
Let me say this again. Auxillary nurses aren't a thing in Nigeria.
Be careful out there.
I'm talking about that aunty nurse in your street.
When you are sick, go to the hospital.
When Nigerians continue to memeify our problems, this is what happens. Keep making your jokes and skits and calling them “satire”. The people you are doing it for will satirize you back and in a crueler way.
“Amenya, your hair is fine and long, how long have you carried it?”
“3 years and 6 months”
“So what will you do if your husband says he doesn’t like your hair and you should cut it?”
Question from a mumu Nigerian citizen.
One babe said she lowkey wants Tinubu to win the next election, so that a dollar will be 3k because she works remotely and earns in dollar.
Another babe replied, “With this brain? You’re lucky o”😭😭😭