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Me to myself: stop drinking stupid fat bitch
Myself: ahhh aristocrat lol

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I HATE YOU SYDNEY SWEENEY

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I’m so hungry I could eat luka doncic

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In light of recent political events my grocery list is
1) a gun
2) an iud

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About to vomit in the uber #vibes

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The next time I meet an austin transplant and they call me a unicorn for saying I’m born and raised in austin I’m deploying an H bomb

[Maurice Montgomery @Maurice69420]

SPO has a package for you in Folder

[Rick Saratoga @toga_party_]

Today is like the Super Bowl for retarded people

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My mail in ballot got accepted time to go get 5 abortions

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@RothParker I saw like seven million in the airport yesterday like why are your flying across the Atlantic Ocean for Disney world

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I have fomo about america not being in the eu

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There’s nothing like drinking with your traumatically brain injured friend #tbi

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@asapasseater Cutie patootie

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I have got to get this blacking out thing under control why tf did I black out at soup night

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@RothParker Shut the hell up

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Let’s talk about dirt quillin and how he needs to take accountability for his actions.

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When’s my Adams’s apple gonna come in?

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Have you ever been in a k hole is NOT a icebreaker question let’s make that clear

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@eeeeee42069 Jstorrrrrrrrrr

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Italy lowkey ghetto

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@RothParker Ik your ass skipped the ozempic

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Grow up. Skip the ozempic and start doing coke.