Eric Burleson

only funny in person

[Eric Burleson @eburl33]

@billboard Stop asking old people for their opinions.

[Eric Burleson @eburl33]

@SweetColwell ‘Just early’? That would actually be a foul ball to the left field seats and we both know it. What cheat codes you using?

[Eric Burleson @eburl33]

@SweetColwell Ooh damn. They had to invent another love interest for Finn in the 9th inning, huh? To put “like with like”? They were like “hey here’s a random black girl for our black lead character, you guys cool if we allow the two series enemies to kiss now?” Yikes. Bad look.

[friendly neighborhood black-man @SweetColwell]

ITS BACK…ITS BACK…BASEBALLS BACK!!!

[Eric Burleson @eburl33]

@yaheardfrombird 57% leaning my way. It’s not looking good for you

[Eric Burleson @eburl33]

@PhillyD You came through my city for the Series?! What are you doing for the 7th inning stretch?

[friendly neighborhood black-man @SweetColwell]

The CDC says that Seamus told them that Dean was told by Parvati that Hagrid's looking for you

[Eric Burleson @eburl33]

@skylerelizabthh I’m a special breed.

[Eric Burleson @eburl33]

@THR *deeply divided country. Fixed your headline.

[Anna Yvette 🦄🌊🪐✨ @annayvettemusic]

Our Presidential Candidates are 77 & 74. Our Senate Majority Leader is 78 Our House Speaker is 80 The average age of our Senate is 62. The average age of our House is 57. The average American is 37. Let’s not pretend this isn’t a problem. We need term limits & young ppl in office

[friendly neighborhood black-man @SweetColwell]

If I don't like eating pizza crust does that mean I have crust issues?

[Eric Burleson @eburl33]

2020 has made me realize that we complained way too much about those “awkward family Thanksgiving conversations”. It used to last one day a year but I have those conversations every day now.

[friendly neighborhood black-man @SweetColwell]

Yet innocent black men and women who are on trial for crimes they have no evidence of them committing, and in some cases have evidence proving their innocence, are given juries with clear bias against them? Not today homie. Since Troy Davis got an unfair trial, so should they.

[RottenPapi 🇨🇦 @RottenPapi]

Tell my why this looks like every bi girl with her scrawny gamer boyfriend

[Eric Burleson @eburl33]

https://t.co/9ry0ZQU9wE