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Jacob murphy balon d’or 2026 UTFM

[Wils @ebwilson2000]

Got through a 5-week payday just to have it ruined by NUFC transfer news cheers lads

[Wils @ebwilson2000]

Saving #13 for Mateus Mane i see

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

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[Wils @ebwilson2000]

If we treat Osula like the superstar he is, we’ll make HUNDREDS of millions of quid #NUFC

[Wils @ebwilson2000]

Stat of the day:
Wissa was the only #NUFC player to complete a slide tackle today.

Spineless.

[dan 🪩 CW: Gintama #LiquidateNewcastle @T3QUILASUNS3T_]

Things that are more enjoyable than watching Newcastle United:

- Chinese water torture
- Stubbing your toe
- Walking on hot coals
- Being stung by wasps
- Drowning
- Sitting on a cactus
- Having your teeth pulled out with no anaesthetic
- Having kidney stones
- Drinking bleach
- Being kicked in the balls
- 1st degree burns
- Snapping your Achilles tendon
- Getting your limbs cut off
- Being beheaded
- Being eaten by a pack of wolves
- Being hit by a bullet train
- Being boiled alive
- Radiation poisoning
- Stepping on a landmine
- Being skinned alive
- Falling into a black hole

[Wils @ebwilson2000]

4 goals down and switching to a 5 back…. Only one manager would make that change in a UCL game btw
#NUFC

[Wils @ebwilson2000]

If our CBs learn how to offside trap we win the entire thing #NUFC

[Wils @ebwilson2000]

Tapinha: Pen
Elanga: Dive

Corrupt again.

#NUFC

[Wils @ebwilson2000]

Should be an Elanga hat trick here #robbed again #NUFC

[Wils @ebwilson2000]

We have the best super sub IN THE WORLD and tried to flog him to stuttgart for £20m while starting Pissa and WolteSharter #NUFC

[Wils @ebwilson2000]

@FA_PGMOL genuinely have these refs and linesmen passed any sort of testing before this game?
#NUFC #AVLNEW

[Wils @ebwilson2000]

@NickDryden1 @samtruman20 @pugnufc I’ve heard a couple of things from @pugnufc and I don’t think he’s been wrong yet 🤞 onwards and upwards!

[Wils @ebwilson2000]

Half time has to be woltemade and willock off > osula and wissa on …

We used to dream of playing against a team with a line this high #nufc #PSGNEW

[Wils @ebwilson2000]

@pugnufc Just remember where we were 10 years ago mate

[Jack 🇩🇪⚫⚪ @jchaytor16]

A saint maximin profile of player probably unlocks a game like that it's a shame Howe is fucking allergic to that sort of footballer

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Would lineup like this for the 2nd leg against City #NUFC

[Wils @ebwilson2000]

There’s one man for the job and he’s in my PFP #NUFC

[Wils @ebwilson2000]

At least we’ll get 100 mill for Lewis hall in Jan which we can spend on Salah and Calvert-Lewin 🙏☑️
#NUFC

[Wils @ebwilson2000]

46 (FORTY - SIX) CROSSED AND NO GOAL?!?!?
#NUFC