Torian

Devops Monk, Ninja Sysadmin, Wonder Dad. Will code infrastructure for food.

[Torian @ecastag]

@fotero Le falto hijos a tu lista 👹

[INDIGNADO @indignadoxd]

Aplausos para Cayetana que demolió en solo 2 minutos el verso del lenguaje inclusivo y el populismo. Subí el volumen y dale RT hasta que exploten las redes. 🔥👏🏻

[OpenTofu @OpenTofuOrg]

🚀 It’s here! OpenTofu 1.7.0 is now officially out! 🚀

🔥 State Encryption, Provider-defined Functions, Declarative removed blocks, loopable import blocks, and much more!

🔗 Release: https://t.co/BsY8xOD19X

📰 See our launch post: https://t.co/Owae9X7jNS

#OpenTofu #OpenSource

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

seriously https://t.co/ReD2ggO00h

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

12. The solar eclipse from a Starlink satellite on orbit

[Ladrigurú 🇦🇷 🗽🦁56% @ladriguruok]

. @Kicillofok está arruinando a los bonaerenses, y sobre todo a los jubilados q cometieron el crimen de tener un auto del 2019. Dato, no opinión:

[Corralón Ciudadela @CorralonC]

- Mi viejo: andá a ver que hace tu hermano que está en el baño hace media hora. Seguro le pasó algo…

- Mi hermano en el baño:

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

theRealtester https://t.co/TXpKqmKqR2

[Nick Dobos @NickADobos]

Just do stuff

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

debugging https://t.co/dVWzUYMq8k

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

The world's most enchanting bookstores (thread) 🧵

1. Livraria Lello, Porto 🇵🇹

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

mechanicalKeyboard https://t.co/dud9C9bHa7

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

David Bowie had gone to a private showing of his 1987 movie Labyrinth. Afterward, he’d have a meet-and-greet with a group of children. He met them and had a ball, but one boy was shy and withdrawn.

So Bowie asked the organizers of the event if he could talk to the boy by himself, seeing as though he was “so shy."

The kid wasn’t actually shy — he was autistic. Bowie told the kid he was also scared, too, of everything. He was, in fact, only able to face other people because of a “magic mask” he would always wear. It just so happened the mask was ‘invisible.’

He gave it to the boy. He then acted rather distressed himself and had to make another magic mask, after which he became calm, too. Bowie and the kid just hung out for thirty minutes, and it was a magical experience.

The boy later said he actually felt more confident after meeting David Bowie and receiving his “magic mask."

Bowie reminded the boy of how ‘everyone is shy and scared sometimes, and we all wear masks’. Not every celebrity as famous as Bowie would take so much time and go through such effort to put an uncomfortable kid at ease at an event.

[Chris Walker @chris_walker_]

@Johnie Modern washing machines teleport dirty clothes to a centralized cleaning facility and then return them after cleaning.

Lost socks are dropped packets.

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

software engineer getting into ML and checking the data science's team repos full of jupyter notebooks

[Torian @ecastag]

@Gazeria Brindo por todo eso Ricky. Abrazo y feliz natalicio

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

thereIsAlwaysABiggerErrorInCode https://t.co/QGdXJy9RKl

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

timeIsOfTheEssence https://t.co/nxxkidxFjV

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

andItsGettingWorse https://t.co/r4LWz1UP5y