Emberson Cattle Co.

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[Emberson Cattle Co. @ecaxshowcattle]

Shocking

[Marc Stein @TheSteinLine]

The NBA says there will be no additional sanctions against San Antonio's Victor Wembanyama for his first-quarter shove of Jalen Brunson in Game 3.

The play is not being upgraded to a flagrant foul ... meaning Wembanyama remains on two flagrant foul points this postseason.

[Emberson Cattle Co. @ecaxshowcattle]

The Thunder are dirty 🙄

[Emberson Cattle Co. @ecaxshowcattle]

Imagine these basketball media hacks if social media existed during the 90s Bulls run. The Bad Boy Pistons era. The 80s Celtics.

Their heads would explode

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

“You people at home and TV talking about they were physical with Wemby, man y’all need to stop it. I’ve been kissed harder…For you people thinking that’s physicality, y’all need to shut the hell up.”

— Charles Barkley. 🤣💀

(h/t @NBA__Courtside)

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I would rather be friends with someone I disagree with politically who never talks about politics than someone I agree with who can never shut the fuck up about politics.

[Emberson Cattle Co. @ecaxshowcattle]

Imagine these basketball media hacks if social media existed during the 90s Bulls run. The Bad Boy Pistons era. The 80s Celtics.

Their heads would explode

[Emberson Cattle Co. @ecaxshowcattle]

I’m not much of a golfer but I’m confident I can out drive Tiger

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

It was a bad week for the restaurant chain Hooters.

The company has been forced to pay 3.75 million dollars to settle a sex discrimination suit brought by male job applicants, who claim that its policy of hiring "only women" is unfair.

The settlement was hailed as a landmark case... for guys who try to ruin everything.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Belichick waited 49 years for his girlfriend to be born, the Hall of Fame will be a piece of cake for him.

[Emberson Cattle Co. @ecaxshowcattle]

@wingoz The Browns should totally retire his jersey

[Emberson Cattle Co. @ecaxshowcattle]

They should retire his jersey

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

Shedeur Sanders has been added to the Pro Bowl roster as a replacement, per @Schultz_Report.

5th rounder to Pro Bowler 🔥

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

According to researchers in Australia, koala bears have fingerprints so close to those of human beings, that they can easily be mistaken by police at the scene of a crime.

It should be noted, however, that the research was funded by O.J. Simpson. So...

[Emberson Cattle Co. @ecaxshowcattle]

@BPrzybylo He had planned to enter Wednesday but he fumbled the paperwork

[Emberson Cattle Co. @ecaxshowcattle]

Someone should educate all these college football talking heads about Bill Snyder

[Emberson Cattle Co. @ecaxshowcattle]

@johnehoover “We’re close”

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

In Bridgeport, Connecticut, Robert Auger, who suffers from emphysema, blew up his home trying to smoke a cigarette while breathing with an oxygen tank.

In response, the R. J. Reynolds company has presented him with its "Lifetime Achievement Award."

[Emberson Cattle Co. @ecaxshowcattle]

So who won the game?

[Prep Redzone Oklahoma @PrepRedzoneOK]

STATE CHAMPS! Adair completes the perfect season with 34-29 win over Adair. Warriors come up with an interception at the goal line to clinch the championship. #OKPreps

[Emberson Cattle Co. @ecaxshowcattle]

@KREFsports If the first thing you think when someone gives their opinion is “who?” than their opinion probably shouldn’t matter much to you

[Emberson Cattle Co. @ecaxshowcattle]

@chrisfallica @dannykanell @Ebonylifestyles It hasn’t been brought up because that’s not what happened you douche nozzle. Maybe watch the games instead of just the highlights if you’re going to have an opinion about it.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

The announcement of the O.J. civil verdict came toward the end of President Clinton's annual State of the Union address. And, to many observers, completely overshadowed the event.

Even the President was distracted during his speech - waiting to hear exactly how much it costs to kill your wife.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

A priest says that he got Jeffrey Dahmer to believe in God before he died.

Asked if this would get Dahmer into Heaven, the priest said, "No. But it was fun to make him think so."